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Aggienaut ([personal profile] aggienaut) wrote2004-07-03 12:14 am

I Can't Believe I'm Crochety

   Crochety, adj - Given to crotchets; subject to whims; as, a crotchety man. -Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

I can't believe I'm crocheting!

Pansy Romance


Quotes
   "You need to find a yarn that excites you"
   "Its like being in a candy store!
" -overheard from two different patrons, on their excitement for yarn.


   So yea. I worked again today at the yarn place inventorying books. Being the culturally depraved individual that I am I could not help but read "crocheting" as "the act or state of being crochety" in every instance - hilarity ensued. Tomorrow I have to go to Wild Rivers and swim around at 8am. I'll probably drown and [livejournal.com profile] forrest441 will have to pull me out. Seriously I'm so out of shape.


   Also today, returning from work, mother and I (yes I work at the same place as me mum if you haven't gathered as much already) went through a sobriety check (on Los Alisos where it crosses the RR tracks for anyone around here), it was just like the one I'd been through before here in OC, with about THIRTY officers manning it.. I am NOT kidding. I've seen sobriety checkpoints in Davis as well.. they usually have one officer. No seriously you don't know how serious I am that this thirty number is NOT an exaggeration. There were mad amounts of crochety occifers, but we were sobally tober so it was a'right.


Related
   Year Ago Today: Getting Screwed By The Man 1 - Wow. I just looked at this entry after having finished writing all of the above and I totally talk about [livejournal.com profile] forrest441 in it (Jeff Whetstone), and my current music is PWTs - Happy Someday, which is what mine was yesterday. And it was my first day of work at the waterpark for the year. Tomorrow (Saturday) I prolly won't work there but I'll get myself on the pay roll hopefully.

[identity profile] shasta333.livejournal.com 2004-07-03 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA that was great <3

[identity profile] wrong-cow-girl.livejournal.com 2004-07-03 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
OMG kris you are to funny. i swear. i laugh every time i read your journal.

[identity profile] thecityloves.livejournal.com 2004-07-03 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
i knit. and i have said "Its like being in a candy store!" on more than one occation while looking for yarn.

hallo!

[identity profile] ambiguouscase.livejournal.com 2004-07-03 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to learn to "crotchet"!

Do you work at the yarn place by Laguna Hills Mall???

Maybe you can help me out...

Knitting is the new white belt.

[identity profile] your-evenstar.livejournal.com 2004-07-03 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
So today I'm at The Boy's house and you both are wearing Flogging Molly tees. Amazing.



Also, you are a big kick in the pants.


<3

you need to hang with my man.

sobriety

[identity profile] bobolly.livejournal.com 2004-07-05 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
You know... I went through a sobriety check-point in Davis once, but it was pretty much the stupidest thing EVER. They set up right past the richard's underpass on the freeway side of things. of all the places... ALL of downtown turned into a huge parking lot.

WHA?!

[identity profile] deaconfrost224.livejournal.com 2004-07-09 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
OOOOOMG YOUR HAIR! ROCKIN'! Reminds me of the fact that some 18 year old chick chopped all mine off two days ago...

Gonna go cry now...