Yeah I'm completely open to what the analogy is. I like something about officer workers because its more ridiculous to portray them in inhumane conditions.
Also, I think the ridiculous analogy should come first, both to mirror the taco bell thing and because its more compelling:
"to earn just $X a day, a street juggler must expose himself to temperatures as hot as the surface of mercury (tossing 14,400 flaming torches)!! Boycott street jugglers!"
Incidently, thats also funny because the boycott would directly hurt the jugglers.
boycott jugglers!
Also, I think the ridiculous analogy should come first, both to mirror the taco bell thing and because its more compelling:
"to earn just $X a day, a street juggler must expose himself to temperatures as hot as the surface of mercury (tossing 14,400 flaming torches)!! Boycott street jugglers!"
Incidently, thats also funny because the boycott would directly hurt the jugglers.