Yup.....cheerleaders are excellent, basically. But you left out some ESSENTIAL components of the night Kris! ! First, you failed to mention the CRAZY Nutz game that took place before drinking commenced.... maybe it was because you were so bad at it.. hahaha...poor kris. Second, you left out the even CRAZIER game of Kings that was played.......bitch (hehehehe). Third, you must have TOTALLY forgotten when you stalled your van on the way to In-N-Out, and the four silly drunk cheerleaders basically went CRAZY and laughed their bums off. Lastly, I think you should have made it clear that you USED the cheerleaders for DC Waffles, basically....you CRAZY mofo. Mka, that is all.
~Kristy, The Anti-Ramen Cheerleader