aggienaut | Kristy's Party

   Another exciting weekend in Davis. Friday evening I slept until 8pm, then I watched the news and David Letterman. Exciting isn't it?
   Saturday was Kristy's birthday party. So all her friends gathered at her apt next to the warehouse, including her longtime good friend Joe (who brought this girl Alma he's jocking) and Corcat (with her boyfriend Tucker the Fucker). Over the course of the party Kristy realized she actually liked Joe, on account of the intense feelings of jealousy she apparently was feeling about the Alma matter. This of course prompted to cause Kristy to tell Joe countless times that she hated him. Later on she tried very unsuccessfully to play mario kart with Russ before passing out and being carried over to her bed. Silly Kristy.
   The new plan is for me to seduce Alma so Kristy can take Joe. Alma was pretty cute its true.

   Also it turns out that I actually spent the night once last year on the couch of Dan, Terra (Kristy's apartment-mate)'s boyfriend.
   Also, Tom (Sex-in-the-Eyes) was there.

   The next morning Kristy and I ate at Guadalajara. There was a cute waitress there. Kristy and I after deliberating a while on what to call her decided to name her "Alma Also" (AA?).

   Today I had POL154 ("Legal Theories / Jurisprudence") for the first time. It looks like its gonna be really cool. The former Supreme Court Chief Justice, Jade Turner, whom you may recall I forced out of office because of her flagrant disdain for the constitution and codes, is in the class with me. Good times.

QUOTES
   Kristy - "I like to put catsup on some nasty things its true" me - "like on Randy?"
   Kristy - "but you know where I REALLY want to go?" (this is the morning we're at Guadalajara, talking about studying abroad) Me - "in Joe's pants?"

PS: If you happen to see me online during the day I'm either in a computer lab or at someone elses house - and not having my usual magick tricks at my disposal I will only have about a quarter of my aim list available to me. There therefore is a 75% chance YOU are not on it - so don't get butthurt about me not messeging you - in fact, you should messege ME, ASAP. The end.