Entries tagged with procrastination

   Third entry this morning? Okay so I don't like packing and am prone to procrastinate.

   But seriously, I recently discovered www.textsfromlastnight.com (warning: addictive!) and I had to (A) tell you all how hilarious it is and (B) share some of the more hilarious entries.

   Basically it's pretty self explanatory: people post hilarious texts they got from their drunk friends the night before. They are to be preceded by the originating area code.

Highlights - Again for you bastards who I know are just skimming through LJ, these are not from MY friends ... though I got some from Mark I should put up...

(305): Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.

(717): I am in a vortex of obligation.

(612): you guys were way drunker than both of me

(504): i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

(909): I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.

(918): Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...

(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

(789): If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.

And this one is dedicated to superhappytime:
(321): Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.

More On Murderous Violence in Davis
   Apparently in January of 2001 a 20 year-old lad was found dead in the Kappa Sigma house in Davis with 27 stab wounds. Police determined that the stab wounds were the cause of death, but they found the knife found at the scene not to be the stabbing instrument. Investigators declared it a suicide.
   How does one stab oneself 27 times? One source even reports the stab wounds were in the back. I find this whole case extremely peculiar.

   Also, in 1985 someone was bludgeoned to death in a restroom on campus. There is currently a $6 reward for anyone that can identify the specific restroom. Anyone want to add to the pool or claim the prize? (Individuals are ineligable if identifying restrooms in which they were the murdering party. Well, they can add to the reward pool but not claim the prize I suppose.)

Related: Daviswiki entry on Tragic Events; Daviswiki entry on an evil & haunted campus restroom.

Procrastinator's Choice Award - Fall 2004
   Also we'd like to award Daviswiki.org with the Procrastinator's Choice award for Fall 2004. When one has followed all the existing links they find entertaining, reloading the recent changes page is THE procrastinating activity of Fall 2004.
   Award was previously awarded to any of the several most recent livejournal picture update lists. I still reload one, occasionally, and in fact just today it brought me such amusing findings as this.

   Also with the addition of a link to this livejournal's entry regarding the Campus Judicial Board's Elections Committee hearings, we here at EMOSNAIL think we may be one of the most cited websites on Daviswiki, behind the California Aggie and Wikipedia itself. We'd like to note that EMOSNAIL staff only added one of the references ourselves - to the entry on Kris Fricke we added that he is not officially associated with this livejournal. As it is a goal the staff here at EMOSNAIL to journalistically report on local events, we are proud of the numerous times people have felt it worthwhile to cite our entries from wiki articles.

The Justice Grinch
   The Campus Judicial Board of (CJB) of Student Judicial Affairs (SJA) found in favour of the Orwellians on both counts against the Elections Committee, 7-0. Their finding was posted in the glass case on the MU Third Floor, shortly, however, the statement was found to be missing and the glass case open.

Shocking But True: In an epic procrastinatory reversal, half this update sat here for two days before I got around to finishing it. Similarly I also got halfway through writing an email on Thursday, and I might finish it after I do this, maybe.

TextsFromLastNight.com

Procrastinatory Morass