aggienaut | Politics

   So yesterday I'm standing outside the Ralph Nader speaking event talking to noted republican George Andrews when on the subject of politics someone I don't know says to me "you're an anarchist aren't you?" Then aggie reporter Stan Obklobzija asked me if I knew where rabid communist John Green¹ was and if I had anything to do with the Nader event.

¹If you could cross communism with rabies, John Green would have it.

   Former ASUCD President Sara Henry accused me of being a member of the green party in a newspaper interview, the ASUCD Ethnic & Cultural Affairs Commission once discussed whether or not I'm a republican. I dunno somehow it just seems to me to be very unclassy to clearly belong to a particular political stereotype. Anyway, time for a poll:

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[Poll #365252]

Entertainment Council
   Also we had an entertainment council meeting yesterday. I was actually given another title to add to my collection - I was declared to have the glorious title of "head grip."
   Also while brainstorming bands we want to bring to campus I plugged Momsex. The rest of you should help bring the ingenius creators of Zombies v Pirates to our campus by telling blushbystander how awesome they are over and over again.

("Now with 29% more blog!")

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option 7, "malevolent troll," seems to be missing.

I only voted on the second poll because I'M NOT A DAMN AMERIKIN. And you should have included more leaders.
Also, Monodon monocera is one of my favorites.

The malevolent troll party?

A malevolent troll for World Overlord?

A malevolent troll rather than a narwhal?

All of the above?

Hmm. I challenge someone to respond to this with a brief derisive description of the american political parties, provided it equally derides them all. (=

Do you have an opinion of the Israeli political parties that you could enlighten me with? Perhaps a description that is highly skewed and biased for my amusement? (=

Hm I think I'm feeling cynical. On any account, I have Israeli Modern History in fifteen minutes so I'm gonna scamper.

and whats your opinion of marmots then?

I would classify you and what I know of your politcal habits as a Governmentalist: one who enjoys the workings of government in and of itself.
I have never known you to spout political opinions. You are in fact a very tight lipped person with private opinions.

Tony Blair could possibly be an excellent world overlord, but he lacks the necessary eviltude. I would say that Rumsfield already has that position sewn up. In fact he's doing it so well tht he has many of his tracks covered. ...though not all...

Definitely a marmot: who else gets to lounge about on granite boulders in the high Sierra day after day and sleep all winter.

Marmots are nice. Silly little fat rodents.
As for Israeli political parties, I sure could enlighten you. I should make a post about this soon. Hope I actually pull it off in a skewed and biased way.
Enjoy class :o)

I wish I could vote for Momsex.

When Amie here seduces them into coming down here, you should convince Mark to take you on as a roadie for what will become the ultimate blogging all-star tour!

THIS MUST HAPPEN!

Speaking of which, I'm still waiting for him to make "The Blogger" available on mp3 - that song will change lives!

I would give it to everyone I know and make them fall in love with life again.

For that you might be canonized, and future generations will celebrate St Fittz day. They will celebrate by feeling obligated to buy eachother hallmark cards, all of which will have really lengthy "blog-like" messeges on them.

I am burning eight billion copies as we speak.

That would surely get you elected.

And it would surely be a great day for you and the blogosphere.

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