ENL5F-03!

   I have now edited together an annotated version of ENL5F-034, which was my story about the Soviet interrogation, starring everyone's favorite Ivan, Yuri, and nine grams of lead.
   This annotated version includes the story with the teacher's edits (indicated by square brackets [] or strikethroughs), my commentary on her recommendations (my comments being primarily sarcastic and derisive in nature of course), and my general commentary on the theme of the story, the story behind the story, reasons I chose the names I did, and such.

( Themes You Probably Missed )

   My favorite part is where she changes a sentence that reads basically "A and B were C and D" to "A and B, were C, and D."

CUP-A-NOODLE TROVE!!

   So my apartmentmate Steve and I finally determined that the wall of cereal boxes in the cupboards belonged to neither of us, and were HELLA old, so we set about disposing of them. In the process of this we discovered that hidden behind this cardboard palisade was a massive NOODLE TROVE. No less than eight cup-a-noodles were hidden back there. So thats awesome. They're faster and generally preferable to ramen, but at more than three times the cost (what like 75 cents per?) they are way waay out of my price range.

   Last night I went to a sorority event. Yes. It is true. Andrea convinced me to be her date for this invite-only almost-fancyshmancy thing (but it was not a "date"). So I put on my button-up black shirt and declared myself almost-fancyshmancy.
   First we went to Zane's place, which was apparently our staging area. One of Andrea's other friends had just left for the party from there. Zane and his band Phase III were in the midst of practicing, and it being Zane's Place everyone was of course drinking. Andrea and I set about drinking as well, as we had secured a ride to the party from someone else.
   Arriving at the party, I immediately realized that (A)I had been to that house before (1400 Redwood?)(the Choice Voting Amendment victory party, sheeyea. There were still CVA flyers floating around the house last night, and the election was months ago), and (B)I recognized some people. My friend Katie from the dorms last year was there and also Thomas Grossman's ex Jessikita was there. Good times.
   So we hung out with Katie and her date (who apparently had gone to HS with my date, and had been an ass back then according to Andrea), and two other friends of Andrea's and it was all good.
   We caught tipsy taxi (for those nonUCD readers, ASUCD taxi service $1 per person, runs what friday and saturday nights?) back to Zanes. Back at Zane's there was of course more drinking to be had. Don and Vanessa and some others stumbled in soon from the List, Unless, Backups, Velvet Fury show.
   Andrea proceeded to pass out on the floor, after telling us numerous times how she hasn't gotten that drunk in four years. Silly Andrea. I got a ride home. The End.



Midnight - You are a deep thinker, always searching
for answers and never quite at home. You are
very contemplative, and enjoy being alone with
your thoughts.


When are you?
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