The Agrinautica

FRIDAY NIGHT
   So Friday night I made some calls, but being the not very cool person that I am and lacking my main connection with 98% of the people I know (the internet, AOL IM specifically), I couldn't drum anything up and eventually resolved to study till round 6am and then get plastered by myself and sleep through the day.
   No sooner had I left my apartment to go get myself some steel reserve, but who should call me but comrade Bree (badbree), saying I should join them all. So it sounds like a better plan than my previous. I proceed to Aggie Liquor first however, where they scrutinized my ID, asked me if that really was my signature, asked me my birthday, and finally settled the matter by swiping it in their little machine, which no doubt caused my secret file deep in the government archives to be updated with my latest alcohol preferences.
   Then I was off to Body-Part Drive where in the middle of a maze of bleak warehouses I found hella people crowded into a rocknasium, but not before Courtney (lilmisscourty) did her best to get me lost (whereupon I'd of course be dismembered and placed on the curb in tupper-ware for the trashman to pick up, as is the tendency on Body-Part Drive).
   Needless to say shortly after I arrived there everyone fled, so next we went to AEPi, the jewish fraternity. There I hung out with my friend Bryce Kuklok. Now let me tell you about my friend Bryce. Bryce is catholic. Bryce is the founder of the Agnostic and Atheist Student Association here at Davis (which (A) I am now the president of and (B) we actually have a table for Activities Faire on Wednesday AND (C) I finally got the banner from Bryce.. but I digress). Bryce is a member of AEPi, the Jewish fraternity. Bryce is a weird guy. He's also majoring in International Relations, Peace and Security, same as me.
   At some point a drunk frat guy (and I have to say, I don't believe "drunk frat guy" is nearly the malevolent connotation it usually is when it is said in reference to AEPi) declared that anyone who drove on a Del Taco run he'd buy food for. So of course Bryce immediately volunteered and proceeded to take advantage of the situation as much as possible, ordering several orders of chili cheese fries all of which the other guy paid for. Ah he makes me proud.


SATURDAY NIGHT
   Saturday night was Sashie (slosha)'s birthday party, an event that warranted a keg. The party was.... very interesting. Yes. ::awkward silence::
   Suffice it to say people were dancing in ways that would get them arrested if they did it in public. I mean much more-so than your average party.
   Every single person asked me where Kristy (basicallyasap) was. She was back home in p-town where her parents were holding her hostage at the time.
   My friend Joe was also having a party in the same apartment complex (La Salle), so I went looking for that party as well. First I stopped by Apt # 220, where there were three sorority girls WEARING TOGAS, no joke. Then I eventually found the party at #120. It wasn't really very exciting so I just wrote on Mike Cuddy, who was passed out at the time, with my sharpie and returned to Sloshie's. My friend Azver made an appearance, and then later so did a bunch of the local punk rock kids; Zane, Sachi (soccermomxcore), Don (dysfunk408), Alex (from KYD), and a few others. Apparently they just happened along and saw the party going on. Me: "who do you know here?" Zane: "ummm.... you."
   Bree, Courtney and Christie and them were of course there at first, but later-on apparently decided to leave and go to the AGR fraternity, where apparently some random drunk guy decided to start punching Bree's friend Amy. Whats with the violence here? I heard a similar story I think last week.. some dude just came up to someone's friend outside a frat house and started punching them for no reason. I bet its the local kids.


Entertainment Council
   I stopped by the Entertainment Council office because they had summoned me to submit to them the hours that they may own my soul tomarrow to help for the Primus concert. They staff there had spent all day dealing with red tape apparently, and at the time were trying to get an alcohol permit because the band had a handle of vodka, a case of beer, and a bottle of wine, which they intended to consume during the show. Also the band apparently has its own cook, so arrangements needed to be made to allow the fire dept to inspect the cooking set up they were going to have.

   Rancid comes here on the 5th of November. I very much look forward to meeting them.