aggienaut | Buran Buran!

   Well its 21:23 on Friday night and I don't think the night's getting any better so I'm gonna go ahead and lj post now.

   I learned today that my older brother Tobin (nibot) (A) managed to obliterate the bumper of my dear automobile, The Zephyer, after only days of possessing it, and (B) definitely reads my livejournal. But yes, how did he obliterate the bumper you ask? He NAILED A FRIGGEN ANTELOPE. No really, WHO runs over an antelope, REALLY?? At first I thought he was joking, but then I got confirmation by the parental types. Did _I_ ever run down antelopes? I think not!!
   But yea, over the phone he casually made some references to jello shots so... hopefully that won't effect the accurate and thorough reporting for which my livejournal prides itself overly much.
   Also, in his livejournal entry about driving home (which does not include the Antelope Incident and is pretty good reading up until it gets sappy after the three asterikses, check it out if you're bored), Tobin introduced a new name for The Zephyr (AKA, The Kegmobile (based on resemblance only I swear hehe heh ehh), Krismobile 2.0, The Lion), and that being Buran. This is in keeping with the existing naming precedent set by the naming of Tobin's former car, Mir (just as old and falling apart). I found some absolutely adorable pictures of the Buran space shuttle, I hope they load:

OMG so cute! ----- "Hey, No humping the "rocket"!!

   One of my silly friends made the epic mistake of thinking that just because one is humping someone regularly one is automatically "going out" with them in a contractual relationship. Let none be mistaken, it clearly requires a verbal agreement. The subject in fact caused me to suddenly have a conversation with myself as I simulated a "typical" such "asking out" conversation.
[16:51:08] Snail of DEATH: girlfriendism requires a distinct communicated contract
[16:51:12] Snail of DEATH: something along the lines of
[16:51:14] Snail of DEATH: "you there!"
[16:51:16] Snail of DEATH: "yes me?"
[16:51:18] Snail of DEATH: "yes you"
[16:51:19] Snail of DEATH: "yes?"
[16:51:23] Snail of DEATH: "would you.."
[16:51:26] Snail of DEATH: "yes?"
[16:51:28] Snail of DEATH: "yes what?"
[16:51:33] Snail of DEATH: "I dunno what were you gonna ask?"
[16:51:38] Snail of DEATH: "would you go out with me?"
[16:51:41] Snail of DEATH: "yes"
[16:51:42] Snail of DEATH: "yes?"
[16:51:44] Snail of DEATH: "yes"
[16:51:46] Snail of DEATH: "yay!"
[16:51:48] Snail of DEATH: something like that
   So yea I guess I'm kinda insane to just suddenly go off like that. *shurg*

   Also this morning I did a completely random polling of some friends as regards a purely hypothetical situation. I was very amused by their responses.
   The Question: What would YOU do if you were sleeping with a russian, but when you woke up they were compeletely gone, like in those movies, only, its THEIR bed??

[11:12:36] ig98 A: uhh, go: hmmm
[11:12:48] ig98 A: then try and scavenge some food from the kitchen
[11:12:53] ig98 A: like ramen or something
[11:13:04] ig98 A: or perhaps a danish

[11:45:46] RunModGirlRun: well, first of all, it would be a russian man
[11:46:01] RunModGirlRun: and second, I would check to see if I was tied up
[11:46:17] RunModGirlRun: third, I would wonder how he cut himself free
[11:47:25] RunModGirlRun: and maybe then, I would raid his refrigerator. and take a shower.

   And lastly, I saw Man Bites Dog yesterday for the first time ever. For EXCELLENT movie.

PS: This girl is amazingly hawt.

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hmm well maybe it shouldn't have been anything!
geez if you were a more careful driver,
especially in someone else's car
you could have avoided the animals all together!
<sarahwillsavetheantelopeordeer3 oh yeah and your brother=pedophile [see above comment] that is meant in a good way

Well, first of all Ms. Supernova16, it's not his car. And secondly, how can you criticize my driving when you have absolutely no idea what the circumstances involved were? Yeah, that's right, I was driving through the freak'n zoo, alright, running over penguins and cute little fuzzy bunnies left and right. It's just that the ~~antelope~~ deer happened to damage the car. From now on I will stick to smaller-than-antelope animals to run over.

sooo sorry mr. nibot
circumstances or not,
who goes and hits animals?
i don't give a hoot if you were in a zoo or not
[but you probably would run over all the animals!]
how would you like it if penguins,
bunnies, and deer/antelope drove their cars through your house
and you just happened to "get in their way"
hmmmm? yeah that's right, yet another reason why animals don't drive

Buran Buran!

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