Buran Buran!
Jun. 6th, 2003 09:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aggienaut Well its 21:23 on Friday night and I don't think the night's getting any better so I'm gonna go ahead and lj post now.
I learned today that my older brother Tobin (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
nibot) (A) managed to obliterate the bumper of my dear automobile, The Zephyer, after only days of possessing it, and (B) definitely reads my livejournal. But yes, how did he obliterate the bumper you ask? He NAILED A FRIGGEN ANTELOPE. No really, WHO runs over an antelope, REALLY?? At first I thought he was joking, but then I got confirmation by the parental types. Did _I_ ever run down antelopes? I think not!!
But yea, over the phone he casually made some references to jello shots so... hopefully that won't effect the accurate and thorough reporting for which my livejournal prides itself overly much.
Also, in his livejournal entry about driving home (which does not include the Antelope Incident and is pretty good reading up until it gets sappy after the three asterikses, check it out if you're bored), Tobin introduced a new name for The Zephyr (AKA, The Kegmobile (based on resemblance only I swear hehe heh ehh), Krismobile 2.0, The Lion), and that being Buran. This is in keeping with the existing naming precedent set by the naming of Tobin's former car, Mir (just as old and falling apart). I found some absolutely adorable pictures of the Buran space shuttle, I hope they load:
OMG so cute! ----- "Hey, No humping the "rocket"!!
One of my silly friends made the epic mistake of thinking that just because one is humping someone regularly one is automatically "going out" with them in a contractual relationship. Let none be mistaken, it clearly requires a verbal agreement. The subject in fact caused me to suddenly have a conversation with myself as I simulated a "typical" such "asking out" conversation.
[16:51:08] Snail of DEATH: girlfriendism requires a distinct communicated contract
[16:51:12] Snail of DEATH: something along the lines of
[16:51:14] Snail of DEATH: "you there!"
[16:51:16] Snail of DEATH: "yes me?"
[16:51:18] Snail of DEATH: "yes you"
[16:51:19] Snail of DEATH: "yes?"
[16:51:23] Snail of DEATH: "would you.."
[16:51:26] Snail of DEATH: "yes?"
[16:51:28] Snail of DEATH: "yes what?"
[16:51:33] Snail of DEATH: "I dunno what were you gonna ask?"
[16:51:38] Snail of DEATH: "would you go out with me?"
[16:51:41] Snail of DEATH: "yes"
[16:51:42] Snail of DEATH: "yes?"
[16:51:44] Snail of DEATH: "yes"
[16:51:46] Snail of DEATH: "yay!"
[16:51:48] Snail of DEATH: something like that
So yea I guess I'm kinda insane to just suddenly go off like that. *shurg*
Also this morning I did a completely random polling of some friends as regards a purely hypothetical situation. I was very amused by their responses.
The Question: What would YOU do if you were sleeping with a russian, but when you woke up they were compeletely gone, like in those movies, only, its THEIR bed??
[11:12:36] ig98 A: uhh, go: hmmm
[11:12:48] ig98 A: then try and scavenge some food from the kitchen
[11:12:53] ig98 A: like ramen or something
[11:13:04] ig98 A: or perhaps a danish
[11:45:46] RunModGirlRun: well, first of all, it would be a russian man
[11:46:01] RunModGirlRun: and second, I would check to see if I was tied up
[11:46:17] RunModGirlRun: third, I would wonder how he cut himself free
[11:47:25] RunModGirlRun: and maybe then, I would raid his refrigerator. and take a shower.
And lastly, I saw Man Bites Dog yesterday for the first time ever. For EXCELLENT movie.
PS: This girl is amazingly hawt.
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Date: 2003-06-06 11:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-07 04:14 pm (UTC)mmm jello shots
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Date: 2003-06-07 07:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-07 08:03 pm (UTC)in defense of beauty
I said she was hawt, not that I wanted to bone her.
It may be worth noting that in my opinion the word hawt denotes much more of an emphasis on their style and general look being for excellent as opposed to "hot" which is somewhat baser.
The fact that she is 16 does not change the fact that she has beautiful straight hair, the various curves of her face are perfectly
combined, and her glasses are wonderfully well suited to go with the aforementioned. She also has a perfect complexion and whether thats the result of makeup (as a certain female friend accused), that doesn't change the fact that its beautiful any more than the fact that she's 16, or that I'll never meet or communicate with her in any way. There are beautiful painting of women painted in the 1700s which are still beautiful through even farther odds.
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Date: 2003-06-07 09:13 pm (UTC)Re: in defense of beauty
As to the other two interests I singled out, they're both cool and make her therefore a cool person. Based entirely on.. personality. The End.
PS: But yea, I officially authorize you to fall madly in love with her and have a long wholesome relationship with her. All others take note, I have given Henry exclusive seducing rights here.
pps: whats your sn dude? "chear up kiddo" isn't working
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Date: 2003-06-08 12:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-07 08:51 pm (UTC)well first of all i wouldn't be in bed with a russian!
i think he'd be more along the lines of being irish
and then it wouldn't be like the "typical movie cliches"
because i don't think they have movies with the irish like that
so then we'd have to film a movie of our own,
and also this irish boy wouldn't not be in bed, because i would strapped him to the bed [haha good times jhumunc] and yeah he's enjoy it, so why bother leaving...
wait but this was supposed to be about russians, huh?
hmm ohhhh well nevermind then
<3
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Date: 2003-06-07 09:07 pm (UTC)and post about the "in bed with a russian"
but tobin hit an antelope!!
with your car!
that's friggen psyhco
how is the antelope?
why hate the antelope?
<dontworrysarahwillsavetheantelope3
Sleeping with Antelope
errr wait.. who the fuck would sleep with an antelope?? ::caugh::
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Date: 2003-06-08 12:59 am (UTC)Oh yeah, sorry about the antelope. Or maybe it was a deer. Fortunately it wasn't a moose --- there were plenty of those around. Okay, now you can go back to your talk of deprecating yourself in the company of underage females.
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Date: 2003-06-08 01:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-08 10:18 pm (UTC)geez if you were a more careful driver,
especially in someone else's car
you could have avoided the animals all together!
<sarahwillsavetheantelopeordeer3 oh yeah and your brother=pedophile [see above comment] that is meant in a good way
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Date: 2003-06-08 11:22 pm (UTC)antelopedeer happened to damage the car. From now on I will stick to smaller-than-antelope animals to run over.no subject
Date: 2003-06-09 03:02 pm (UTC)circumstances or not,
who goes and hits animals?
i don't give a hoot if you were in a zoo or not
[but you probably would run over all the animals!]
how would you like it if penguins,
bunnies, and deer/antelope drove their cars through your house
and you just happened to "get in their way"
hmmmm? yeah that's right, yet another reason why animals don't drive
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Date: 2003-06-08 12:41 pm (UTC)Oh, the irony!
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Date: 2003-06-09 10:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-09 11:09 am (UTC)And, no.
emo superstar?
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Date: 2003-06-09 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-10 02:20 pm (UTC)no subject
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