aggienaut | Neither Summer Nor School

Its summer for everyone else, but for me neither is it summer yet, nor is it still "school" in any normal sense of the word. Weird.

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supernovastar16
[22:10:15] pretndweRinlove: oh my what a nice desk lamp
[22:10:15] *** Auto-response sent to pretndweRinlove: Pretending to be a desklamp so as no one will notice me.
[22:10:23] pretndweRinlove: i think i'll put it in my room
[22:10:31] Snail of DEATH: ::glows::
[22:10:44] pretndweRinlove: hmmm
[22:10:49] pretndweRinlove: its awfully bright in here
[22:10:50] pretndweRinlove: ::smiles::
[22:11:00] Snail of DEATH: ::flickers::
[22:11:21] pretndweRinlove: hmmm maybe i'll turn it off and sit in the dark and look out the window
[22:11:25] pretndweRinlove: ::click::
[22:11:33] Snail of DEATH: ::doesn't glow::

shid
[22:28:16] ig98 A: yo
[22:28:16] *** Auto-response sent to ig98 A: Pretending to be a desklamp so as no one will notice me.
[22:28:47] ig98 A: why are you ALWAYS away yet here
[22:29:05] Snail of DEATH: hmmm magic
[22:29:09] Snail of DEATH: its a curse actually
[22:29:19] ig98 A: ?
[22:30:24] Snail of DEATH: ::Shurg::
[22:30:32] Snail of DEATH: its like being a genie
[22:30:34] ig98 A: ooookkkk
[22:30:42] ig98 A: lol
[22:30:43] Snail of DEATH: every time someone rubs the lamp I have to come out and make conversation
[22:30:46] ig98 A: like from Aladdin?
[22:30:49] ig98 A: lol
[22:30:50] Snail of DEATH: yea
[22:30:56] ig98 A: will you grant me wishes?
[22:31:19] Snail of DEATH: if it can be conveniently done for less than 84 cents
[22:33:27] Snail of DEATH: you may name three wishes and I shall belittle them
[22:31:20] Snail of DEATH: (=
[22:31:34] ig98 A: what are the rules
[22:32:22] Snail of DEATH: ummm it can't be gay
[22:33:17] ig98 A: lol
[22:33:21] ig98 A: I want 18 keggers downstairs.
[22:33:29] ig98 A: all in different rooms
[22:33:39] ig98 A: with different "groups" around them
[22:34:00] Snail of DEATH: hm?
[22:34:12] ig98 A: like the punkers around the one in the living room
[22:34:17] ig98 A: the emo assholes in the guest room
[22:34:18] ig98 A: etc etc
[22:34:22] Snail of DEATH: hahaha
[22:34:24] ig98 A: ready for my second wish?
[22:34:27] Snail of DEATH: yes
[22:34:40] ig98 A: I wish my downstairs to be equipped with VX9 nerve gas
[22:34:48] ig98 A: and for a gas mask
[22:35:08] Snail of DEATH: hehehe *nodnod* duly noted
[22:35:37] ig98 A: I can handle the rest myself
[22:35:48] ig98 A: oh yeah, a harem of beautiful asian women (my taste, not yours) upstairs away from the nerve gas
[22:36:31] Snail of DEATH: hehe I shall get right to work collecting asian women
[22:36:43] ig98 A: those are my three wishes
[22:36:52] ig98 A: ::presses the VX9 button::
[22:36:56] Snail of DEATH: haha
[22:37:14] Snail of DEATH: I shall take note of your wishes and promptly missfile the paperwork sir

The origin of "shurging!!"

Neither Summer Nor School

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