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Aggienaut ([personal profile] aggienaut) wrote2009-01-08 10:51 pm

LJ Idol - Week 15 - Cracking Up

Rock out with your cock out!

   "Cheep cheep"

   The eggs weren't even hatched yet. Not a crack. But they were cheeping. I didn't know they could do that.

   "Cheep cheep"

   It all started with a previous batch of chickens. Mum is a science teacher, and her class had raised up a gaggle of chickens from incubated eggs. At the end of it we ended up with a rooster named Falafel and a white hen named Tzatziki (I called her Zeze for short).

   Unfortunately, as roosters are wont to to, Falafel had this habit of crowing between 5 and 6 am. This doesn't fly in the suburbs. I really liked Falafel -- he had a lot of personality for a chicken. But he had to go. But we were able to trade him in at the feed store for a bantam hen we named The Seniorita.

   "Cheep cheep"

   Chickens, as you know, lay eggs. Normally they just forget about them and wander off. But the Seniorita would habitually sit upon her eggs until chased away, and purposefully laid them in hidden places.
   It would sometimes take us awhile to find her new place, and then we'd find an egg trove. But as soon as it was found she'd relocate. So it was Easter year round in my backyard.
   Clearly she desperately wanted to be a chickenmom. But she hadn't ever been pollinated, so to speak, by a rooster, so it wasn't going to be.
   Eventually, however, we took pity on her and bought fertilized eggs from the feed store. One by one we replaced her unfertilized eggs with fertilized ones while she wasn't looking. She didn't seem to notice that her eggs were getting a LOT bigger than they formerly/normally had been (bantam hens of course being fairly small).

   About a month later, they started to hatch. She was, I'm pretty sure, overjoyed. Her chickendreams had come true!! She sure showed "you can't have babies if you've never met a rooster" Zeze!
   Unfortunately, in her joy and enthusiasm to take care of her new chicks, she completely forgot about her three remaining eggs!
   So we took them and put them in a cardboard box with a blanket and a lamp for heat.
   "Cheep cheep" -- these eggs were cheeping! Every few minutes, one or the other would let out an adorable muffled "cheep cheep"
   If I recall correctly the first one hatched overnight. In the morning, there was a chick standing there looking damp and confused. We found the chickenmom still hunkered down with all her chicks under her wing and pushed this one under her wing as well.

   One by one the other eggs hatched over the next 24 hours (video!) and were reconciled with mother without incident. However, there was a problem.
   She wouldn't accept the runt. The last one hatched. I don't know if she just had too many babies at that point or he came too long after the rest (probably about a week after the first one?) for her to feel like he was truly part of the same family, but she wouldn't take care of him, wouldn't let him hang out with them and play in their reindeer games -- she'd actually chase him away and peck at him )=

   So back in the box he went. I made sure he stayed warm and fed and took him out and played with him whenever I had a chance because I worried he'd get lonely. I remember watching TV with him on my lap (and I don't normally watch tv!).
   I'd take him for walks in the backyard. Unfortunately I had to guard him from the other chickens, who would charge at him if they got half a chance. Rude. )=

   Eventually a student from mum's school adopted runt. I kinda missed him but hopefully in a one-chicken-home he'll get the attention and lack of pestering he deserves.

   ..at least until they have to deal with...

   "cock-a-doodle-doooooo!"

puffballs!
Some more pictures of the chickens


Note: for those of you not on my friends list / didn't see my immediately previous entry, I actually just experienced a 4.5 earthquake while writing this! Talk about cracking!

[identity profile] sunnycrittenden.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Awww I'm jealous. I want chickens. :o( (I grew up living next door to a farm and went there every single day to collect the eggs.)

Your little dude/ettes are lovely. :o)

[identity profile] theafaye.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Eggs go cheep? And grow? I did not know that. Cool!

We have had numerous canary eggs but not one single chick yet :o( I think it's so sweet that your chicken had her wishes come true - she must have been soooo happy!

[identity profile] nefariousvirus.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Chickities yay!

[identity profile] agirlnamedluna.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
I obviously missed the previous entry as I was peacefully snoring taking care of a sick baby, but sheesh, talk about coincidence.

Great entry :) My SO had a duckling he'd take care of when he was little, he'd watch TV with him too. And then one day I think he got killed =/

[identity profile] baxaphobia.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Just Awwww!

[identity profile] solipglossed.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
awe lil baby chicks!

[identity profile] gratefuladdict.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll leave all the obvious jokes to SHT and just say AWWWWWWWWWWW.

[identity profile] boxsofrain.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Kris, this was such a cute entry. It brings back memories when I was a kid and we incubated little chicks in the classroom. I love you how interperted the topic, and adorable pictures!

[identity profile] painindesire.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww so sweet! When I was about 5 years old, I spent 3 months living in the Philippines. I had ducklings and chicks galore!


WTF, man. How come I didn't feel the earthquake?

Buena Park

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy shit you live in Buena Park right? (just looked at your userinfo). I think you were closer than me to it, it was centered near San Bernardino I think. What were you doing at 7:49pm yesterday?

Re: Buena Park

[identity profile] painindesire.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I was @ home chillaxing. Last earthquake centered in Chino, I totally felt it. I have no idea why I didn't feel this one. Lame!

[identity profile] brightflashes.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
My dad works for the USDA and used to bring home little baby chickens for a few days every so often. I loved the idea of them, and I never was able to convince my dad (or my current husband) to actually let me have my own chicken.

Great post! : )
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[personal profile] shadowwolf13 2009-01-09 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw! How cute! So small and fuzzy. :) Great post.

[identity profile] lilmissmagic71.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I just love this post. Srsly. And I have experience with chickens... Grandaddy made it MY job to care for the fowl type livestock... Turkeys are scary but chickens can be quite endearing. Great post!

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Aw thanks! (=

[identity profile] sydb42.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Aww. I want to raise chickens when we have the yard for it. Right now, there are dogs on both sides of our very small yard, so it's not the best environment for raising chickens (unless we're wanting very neurotic ones, or possibly provide neighborhood dogs with the occasional chicken dinner).

My MIL is a K-1 schoolteacher and she hatches chickens (and occasionally other fowl) in her class as well. A couple of years ago, we got to take home 5 baby chicks over a weekend because she wasn't going to take them back to the farm til the following week. I *loved* having those chicks over here (they were kept in a box inside, under a lamp, etc.), and so did my daughters (the older one had her favorite and would perch it on her shoulder like a pirate's parrot, heh...yes, we made sure the chick stayed up there). But, Monday came and they had to go back.

When we first moved into the neighborhood, a family across the street owned a rooster. It regularly got out and wandered the neighborhood. Something I learned from that experience is that roosters do not crow just at sunrise. They crow whenever the heck they want to. I also learned that your average alley cat knows better than to attack a giant bird, even if it does look tasty. Heh.

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha yeah roosters can be fierce. Falafel could very definitely kick our cat's ass, and our cat made sure not to let that happen.

I found chickens to be suprisingly pleasant pets. The only real downside was having to wash their crap off the patio just about every day. (But hey, dog crap you have to scoop up, chicken crap you just wash into the bushes)

[identity profile] kathrynrose.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwwwww

[identity profile] fsk8ing-judge.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
In reference to the earthquake--OMG!

As for the rest of this post, well, I now think of you as my Renaissance friend--bee keeping, wine making, and chicken breeding. Not to mention being a prolific writer and photographer.

I stand all amazed . . .

[identity profile] imafarmgirl.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Chickens can be so much fun. Nice entry.
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[personal profile] finding_helena 2009-01-10 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
This is really cute.

This is making me wonder what the evolutionary basis is for a hen essentially wasting her energy laying an egg when she hasn't been fertilized. You'd think that would have been selected against.

Evolution of the Chicken

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it most certainly would have been selected against in the wild, however chickens have been domesticated for at least 2000 years and I'm guessing during this time it was specifically selected for. Modern chickens have been domesticated so long I seriously doubt if you released them into the wild anywhere they would survive very long.
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Re: Evolution of the Chicken

[personal profile] finding_helena 2009-01-10 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Either that, or in the wild days hens laid eggs constantly but them being unfertilized wasn't a problem. I doubt they really found themselves without roosters around all that often.

Kind of like how female humans menstruate... what we consider "normal" now really wouldn't have been 2000 years ago, we'd have spent most of our time pregnant or breastfeeding. And most animals don't menstruate.

Re: Evolution of the Chicken

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point. Without bothering to look anything up at the moment I believe humans have existed in their more or less current physiology for something like 250,000 years, of which only 2,000 - 3,000 are "recorded history" and only resembled modern lifestyles for the most part in the last 1,000 ... previous to that average lifespan was into the 30s and women were constantly popping out kids (in the hopes that at least SOME of them would reach adult-hood).

Similarly, chickens stop laying eggs while they have some to sit on, so its actually a good analogy. BUT the habit of wandering off without bothering to sit on them has got to be a modern trait, or perhaps its only triggered by being constantly pestered by people.

Its only in whatever you call the common modern chicken. I believe all bantam hens are more like our own bantam hen - trying to sit on their eggs all the time and such.

[identity profile] alycewilson.livejournal.com 2009-01-11 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
They're soooo cute! My mom's family kept chickens in her back yard when she was growing up. They just had a little house in the coal regions of Pennsylvania, so I'm kind of surprised they were allowed to keep them. But her parents had lived through the Depression and insisted on having a regular supply of (relatively) free eggs.

[identity profile] walkertxkitty.livejournal.com 2009-01-11 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
No one believes me when I tell them that chickens make great pets. While we do eventually intend to eat ours (not just the eggs) I miss having a group of 'regulars' around.

[identity profile] roina-arwen.livejournal.com 2009-01-11 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww - what cute little puffballs!