aggienaut: (Zia's Sailor Kris)
Aggienaut ([personal profile] aggienaut) wrote2014-03-16 05:02 pm

The Sailor's Revenge

its rather difficult to freehand a bell shape





   In case I drew this too badly to get my idea across, and for the vision impaired, I shall explain: a two masted sailing vessel is shown at anchor, its freshly swabbed deck and freshly polished bell gleaming. Along comes an osprey and drops a huge "deuce" on the ship. If you've never seen an osprey do this, which I suppose you likely haven't, its a little like a B-52 on a carpet-bombing run. I once watched one take out a whole row of cars, which gave me the idea of this comic.

   Anyway, the sailor who just finished beautifying the Good Ship Jayus falls to his knees in anguish. But then he sees the osprey land in its nest atop a tree on some nearby land and he gets an idea -- he rows and he rows, and then he climbs and he climbs, and then he drops a deuce of his own right in the osprey's nest.

[In the process of coloring them, hopefully coloring will be completed by tomorrow (Tuesday) evening.]

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2014-03-17 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! :D

[identity profile] witchwife.livejournal.com 2014-03-17 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
A comic! So creative!

Is this how you plan on doing your other entries as well or just the one?

Loved it.

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2014-03-17 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, these things actually take me a gosh darn long time after I'm done drawing + scanning + stitching them together on the compy + [coloring?] + posting, but I do them from time to time. (:
Edited 2014-03-17 04:43 (UTC)

[identity profile] missfuzzybunny.livejournal.com 2014-03-17 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Cracked me up!

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2014-03-18 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! (:

[identity profile] suesniffsglue.livejournal.com 2014-03-17 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes!! Loved this

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2014-03-18 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! (:

[identity profile] lawchicky.livejournal.com 2014-03-17 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
The SS Jayus- I love it.

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2014-03-18 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I kind of wish I'd written something else that only said "jayus" once part of the word was obscured with bird crap... but could't think of anything plausible.
ext_61905: (pen and paper)

[identity profile] shay-writes.livejournal.com 2014-03-18 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! Very funny!

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2014-03-18 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! :D

[identity profile] i-will-not-say.livejournal.com 2014-03-18 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's cool how you did a comic for your entry! :)

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2014-03-18 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Remember kids, nowhere does it say that this is strictly a writing contest! :D

[identity profile] gratefuladdict.livejournal.com 2014-03-18 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I like how far he's willing to row for revenge!

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2014-03-18 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Sailors will go to great length for revenge!

...and even longer lengths for the sake of a prank!! :D

PS: look I coloured the last page of panels! now on to the others

[identity profile] i-17bingo.livejournal.com 2014-03-18 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
I have to do this sometime.

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2014-03-18 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Poop in an osprey nest???
ext_12410: (let it snow (by saunteringdown))

[identity profile] tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com 2014-03-18 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
sweet revenge! i'm impressed you made a comic for your entry. (and i love the "splish splish" sound effects.)

[identity profile] elledanger.livejournal.com 2014-03-18 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha, nice!

[identity profile] halfshellvenus.livejournal.com 2014-03-19 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
That is a lot of effort for revenge-- especially with a rowboat-- but I can understand the temptation!

[identity profile] whipchick.livejournal.com 2014-03-19 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Neat to see another genre in the running!

Also, this is totally jayus :)
Edited 2014-03-19 14:39 (UTC)

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2014-03-24 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
:D excellent, thanks. (:

I was racking my brain for ideas until finally I realized it was the perfect time for this joke I've wanted to illustrate for awhile :D

[identity profile] adoptedwriter.livejournal.com 2014-03-19 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
This was fun! AW

[identity profile] kandigurl.livejournal.com 2014-03-19 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT'LL SHOW HIM.

[identity profile] beautyofgrey.livejournal.com 2014-03-19 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! I like this, though I imagine it took quite a bit of effort!

[identity profile] heeroluva.livejournal.com 2014-03-19 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I laughed.

[identity profile] lrig-rorrim.livejournal.com 2014-03-19 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. I laughed. And I really enjoyed the format of the story - the comic is pretty great. :)

[identity profile] snarkerdoodle.livejournal.com 2014-03-20 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's the 'splish splish splish' that makes me love this most, lol. Awesome!

[identity profile] tatdatcm.livejournal.com 2014-03-20 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Very "jayus"! :)

I liked the comic better after it was colored. It was a little easier to pick up the various details.

[identity profile] roina-arwen.livejournal.com 2014-03-20 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Very cool! :)

[identity profile] eternal-ot.livejournal.com 2014-03-20 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe.. i love reading comics!!..nice job!

[identity profile] cheshire23.livejournal.com 2014-03-20 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay, toilet humor! Because we're all kids at heart sometimes.

[identity profile] majesticarky.livejournal.com 2014-03-20 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
lol!!! Too well done. I have problems with those vile creatures and my own "ship" that happens to be parked right under their tree and can't be allowed to be anchored in calmer waters.

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2014-03-23 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahah (:

[identity profile] pigshitpoet.livejournal.com 2018-04-10 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
hmmm...

; )))

[identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com 2018-04-10 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
:D