aggienaut: (fiah)
Aggienaut ([personal profile] aggienaut) wrote2004-11-30 01:34 am

SPECIAL REPORT

CAL AGGIE NEWSPAPER CONDEMNS STUDENT FOCUS
(Additional Focite Party Member Implicated)


holy crap


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In Other News
In other news, EMOSNAIL correspondants report that the entire student government of Occidental College was recently expelled for corruption.
While we're on the subject, our field reporters report that student politicians at UC Santa Cruz recieve stipends as "advisors" for the rest of their stay at UCSC once they have ceased to serve the ASUCSC gov't.

EMOSNAIL condemns the latter, leaves interpretation of the preceding two news items to our readers.

Discuss.

[identity profile] revchad.livejournal.com 2004-12-01 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Whisch is why I kept a baton in my dorm.

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2004-12-01 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Or better yet: person with condoment coloured shirt bursts into room: "vote for [party x] today!" freshman: "I know you aren't allowed to do this. Give me $10 right now or I'm totally reporting you!"

A good way for freshmen to make a quick buck!