aggienaut: (asucd)
Breaking news: Constitutional crisis in ASUCD! Senate rejects legitimacy of ASUCD Supreme Court Hearing. Proposes overriding election codes to seat disputed candidates. Moves into closed session.

Lets review:

Solutions, from least violative of the bylaws to most

A) certify the legitimacy of the case -- which would therefore loop this process through two of the three branchs of government, invoking no more violation than in effect a suspension of the bylaws effecting court quorum (a much smaller irregularity than that proposed to effect the election codes)

B) not certify the hearing, reject resignations of previous court members who are still students (this would not actually violate any bylaw as there is nothing regarding the formal process of accepting resignations, and in real life this does happen, for example the President of Bolivia tried to resign repeatedly but had the resignation rejected by Senate ... finally they let him, the VP resigned (successfully) ... the Chief Justice ended up as President.)

C) Court finds that quorum did in fact exist. (the fifth member was in fact literally in the room. This is a counterintuitive interpretation of the bylaw, but is certainly less shady than things the senate is considering)

D) not certify the hearing, consider senators to remain in offce, induct new court members next meetings

E) not certify the hearing, sit here and stare at eachother, until the end of time.

...

F) conduct a highly irregular and pointed override of the elections codes, creating massive public outrage.


Interestingly, I scooped myself by posting this in the Daviswiki first.
aggienaut: (asucd)
Regarding the legitimacy of today's hearing, and the future of this case, we have issued a document.
aggienaut: (asucd)
Just a heads up to local newspaper editors and other interesting parties, I'm working on a statement regarding today's Hearing, which should be out tonight, very soon in fact.

It regards what has been come to be known as "The Manila Solution."
aggienaut: (fiah)
CAL AGGIE NEWSPAPER CONDEMNS STUDENT FOCUS
(Additional Focite Party Member Implicated)


holy crap


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In Other News
In other news, EMOSNAIL correspondants report that the entire student government of Occidental College was recently expelled for corruption.
While we're on the subject, our field reporters report that student politicians at UC Santa Cruz recieve stipends as "advisors" for the rest of their stay at UCSC once they have ceased to serve the ASUCSC gov't.

EMOSNAIL condemns the latter, leaves interpretation of the preceding two news items to our readers.

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