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Aggienaut ([personal profile] aggienaut) wrote2003-05-13 12:27 pm

Welch's Grape Vodka

   "Kris, you drank last night, you're going to drink on Wednesday, and you'll be wasted on Saturday - you're an alcoholic!" -Kristy

   "...enjoying your last few days of sobriety?" -My mother
   "heheheh eh heh yea I am sober right now heheh eh heh heh" -Me


YESTERDAY:
   I am now the Deputy Lieutenant-General Special Assistant to the Undersecretary-General of delegate preparation for MUN. The USG in this case is Shemek, a Polish refugee who drives busses and has connections to people named "Veto" in the Las Vegas mafia.

   Vodka + Welches Grape Soda = Very Good Combination mmmm

   Vodka + watching Donnie Darko = Very Interesting, I recommend it.


   While we're still on the subject:
WHY WE LOVE CHEESE DANISHES - by Krisis and Fishis
from The Chosen Echidna, March 6th, 2002


   Why are we so fixated on them; is it because they are so extremly
delicious that we cannot withhold ourselfs from buying one after
another? Or is it something about the peculiar word, the idea of
eating someone Danish -- or is it simply that because we both have an
equal love for them that it makes them that much better??? And
anyway, the idea of putting CHEESE on something delicious.. ..its
preposterous! And the fact that just the name itself makes me think
for some reason that I'm going to be sick after eating one, but
curiously I do no such thing; it doesn't really taste like cheese but
some delightful little surprise that is truely sinful.
   And that they are only found in pleasant places like cafes, they
seem to hang out in them much like we ourselves do; and aren't
totally appalled at the unique music that is played in the store.
Besides, they taste good with coffee. They are great any time of the
day, especially when you have a craving.
   In conclusion, cheese danishes are wonderful. And so are most of
the people who eat them such as Krisis and Myself. So if you
consider yourself wonderful, ask yourself this: "Have _I_ had a
cheese danish lately?"

(Anonymous) 2003-05-13 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Listen to Kristy
She's apparently smarter than you are.

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2003-05-16 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone know who posted this? ::dying of curiosity here::

[identity profile] roxymartini.livejournal.com 2003-05-13 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
yah, dearie. i think you may (might) have a slight problem. i know i know its hypocritical of me to say, (at least you don't get alcohol-induced anterograde amnesia) but 3 times a week is........ cirrosis worthy. gah. is there a superfluous "h" i'm missing in there? like in bagdadH?

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2003-05-16 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the combination of anterograde amnesia and liberal application of the Korsakoff syndrome will quite nicely accomplish my declared goal of becomign an old man who habitually tells grossly exagerrated stories of his childhood and lies to small children.

[identity profile] roxymartini.livejournal.com 2003-05-16 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
lies to small children
you haven't begun yet?

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2003-05-16 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I certainly have I certainly have.

[identity profile] citizene.livejournal.com 2003-05-13 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
One time Sue drank an entire bottle of vodka in 3 days straight. Afterwards, she was afraid she might have memory problems, and she described Korsakoff's Syndrome to me. That's where you're a severe alcoholic who can't remember a damn thing, but you make up stories to fill the gaps in your memory and don't even flinch when you do it, cause you think it's real, or something. Point being, I'm gonna start watching for fictions in your journal after this weekend, you lush. Cheers!

Korsakoff's Grape Vodka

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2003-05-16 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehe I am definitely going to market "Korsakoff brand Vodka" one day.

kristy=the brains of the op

(Anonymous) 2003-05-14 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
that is true...kristy really is smarter then you...and she does know LOTS more about alcohol induced decision making..oh wait, i wasnt supposed to say that. shiznat.

KRIS IS 21! ! ! woohoo

(Anonymous) 2003-05-14 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISMABUDDY ! ! ! Feliz Cumpleanos Mi Amigo de Abrazos!!! hee hee hee Basically, hope you have a good bday krisaroo! You need to take advantage of the 21age ASAP..... because if you didn't, that would be WEAKSAUCE! I don't even need to put my name, I mean...it goes without saying....you know who I be ;)

aww, my little kris is turning into a lush

[identity profile] your-evenstar.livejournal.com 2003-05-14 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember last summer when you were so straight-edge...and now look at ya! I'm so proud...I think.


because of you, I now crave a cheese danish. you bastard.

Re: aww, my little kris is turning into a lush

[identity profile] emosnail.livejournal.com 2003-05-16 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Muahahahah I've had weird cravings lately. I craved a guinness all day today (but was too lazy to go buy one!); and right now I crave a salami sandwich...

Re: aww, my little kris is turning into a lush

[identity profile] your-evenstar.livejournal.com 2003-05-16 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
STOP IT!!!!!