4th of July Festivities & Getting Screwed By The Man II

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4th of July Festivities
   So like any evening, it started out with a trip to Diedrichs, which is on the way anywhere anyway. During the short time I was there Suzanne showed up.. which was crazy cause thats where her "Evil Ex" Chris hangs out.. so I don't by any means claim to have had any part in their reconciliation, but I was there when it happened. (= And on that subject she has recently recanted her earlier proclaimation that I am the devil incarnate so.. yea.
   Anyway Diedrichs closed at 6:30 on account of the 4th. Psha on that. But I had to mosey on to go pick up Ashlee and Aimee anyway, so I went off and did that, and then met up with the Diedrichs crew again at a place of Katie D'agistino's in Santa Ana or Anaheim. This place was like... amazing. It was one of them tall narrow places that was hella modern-artsy on the third or fourth floor where it got wider, and an art gallery on the bottem floor... yea. It was the for awesome. And I discovered we had roof access, which led to many of us accessing the roof, and widespread exploring of the rooftops.
   Anyway it was quite the nice little party. But then there was this guy Brandon who I swear is like poser-gay. Like.. gay because he can't get girls so he pretends he doesn't want to. Like.. I got that vibe already but then when he was drunk he could not keep his hands off Aimee or Ashlee. Anyway, he got the drunken idea to throw shiznaz off the roof and kick piping up there and stuff.. and I have no sympathy for him cause (A) that was dumb and immature, and (B) it's Katie's house, ass. So yea the Cracked Out Security Guard apparently somehow managed to figure this out, between being cracked out and well, being cracked out. He was like sweating like no other and stammering and barely coherent... someone said he was prolyl actually on heroin? I don't know but he was for certainly on something. So security-miser gets all up on us and we determine it was definitely Brandon who was the ass and needs to step up and take the blame. And then.. then when asked if anyone else was doing it Brandon said Aimee was (I'm pretty sure that while she WAS up there with him, she wasn't actually throwing shiznaz).. because you KNOW that when you're about to get in trouble with The Man for something you should always try to pull someone else down with you just for company right? Oh wait, NO. That would be reason (C) I have no sympathy for him.
   Anyway, with all this going down most of us decided it was time to split.. so I drove Ashlee and Aimee home.. The End.

   I found out the guy with the Flogging Molly and Steel Reserve shirts is named "Matt." He is for awesome. Matt: "Hey Kris whats your favorite malt liquor?" me: "Steel Reserve, no question." Matt: "Duuude this guy is soo in our Steel Reserve Crew!"


BASICALLY, I NEED A NEW JOB, BASICALLY
   So I had work today. I worked for an hour and then was informed that I am not actually LIFEGUARD CERTIFIED so I couldn't work.. they can't recertify me in that until next saturday morning. (I'm certified in CPR and Defibrillating and other shiznaz like that howeveR). Anyway, the joke's on them, cause I haven't been lifeguard certified for THREE YEARS! Fockers. Yea, basically I'm a bad person its true.
   And I also learned today that I once again didn't pass the Department of State Foreign Service Exam. Aannnd I am currently not enrolled in any classes at UC Davis for the fall. I think I'll look into getting in the illegal arms trafficking business. I hear its lucrative.

   But seriously if anyone knows of anywere that is hiring I need a job.... at a coffeeshop, or lifeguarding, or uhhh as a cook...