The Agrinautica

   So yesterday I wanted to hang out with the Ashlee and Aimee's again.. but Aimee was sleeping. Silly Aimee. So I picked up Ashlee and of course returned to diedrichs. Where they were doing less than usual. I was like.. yea.. the one time I bring a nondiedrichs friend there are no beach bonfires or good times at Top of the World. Figures.
   We eventually ended up in a field by Cordillera elementry or something. Kyle, one of the diedrichs kids I think is particularly for awesome (and had been wearing a gas mask all day randomly), got attacked by a soccer net apparently and looked like he'd had the shit beat out of his face.. psha on that.
   The Ultimate Dumbass award must now go to Mike the Horrible Human, who has overshadowed Brandon the poser-gay's smashing of Katie's rooftop airfilters, by throwing an empty 211 40 at a passing SUV. If he had had enough skill to actually hit the car he would have been in a world of shit, and he would deserve every bit of it.
   Unfortunately Croat got greedy and tried to get free taco bell at ten minutes to midnight, while they were still totally open and lights all on and such. He got one pizza out of it out of pity, but the employees refused to give out most of the food because of it. Let that be a lesson to everyone else to be not greedy. I must express much sympathy for Croat though because he apparently has a massive ulcer right now. Psha on that.


   Currently wasting time before going in to wild rivers to do beach runs... I intend to keep a low profile until saturday morning inservice whereupon I'll see if Nikki can give me the deep tryout. Mother of course never tires of nagging me and is trying to convince me to maintain a very visible profile there.. my rationalization of mine: "look everyone knows I'm never getting promoted, so I'm just trying to bring less shame upon myself for appearing to be oblivious to the fact."
   Beach runs totally suck ass. As deep guard Stephanie "Guacamole" Gamache said yesterday, "who in their right mind would do beach runs for fun?????"

The Bees The Bees!!
   So I'm sitting in my room and I notice there's four bees buzzing around. I decide to see whats up with that and lurk around the house... sure enough there's at least as many in each of the upstairs rooms. Go down to the livingroom the whole freakin room is fuckin buzzing. It was like that hitchcock movie, The Birds, but with bees.
   Finally I determine that the door from the livingroom to outside is wide open, and there are several empty beehives just inside the livingroom, because well, you just gotta understand that thats how my house is. Even though the hives are as clean as they get, they'll always totally smell like honey and the bees are attracted to that.


This Evening - The Plain White T Show
   So first of course I went to Diedrichs for coffee. Katie D'agistino was there, and the guy who'd been wearing the Flogging Molly shirt yesterday was wearing a homemade shirt that said "STEEL RESERVE" on the front in sharpie. That guy is like, seriously my hero. If you know me you'll know why but I feel like explaining: (A) Flogging Molly is my favorite band (B) I make my own shirts, in fact I wore my "preppy" shirt this evening (C) I am ALL about the steel reserve. For awesome. Also after drawing an emo snail and thereupon mentioning it was my lj name, this random girl I totally didn't know was like "wait, your livejournal is emosnail?? I've read it before!" Freakin weird. But we have some mutual friends I guess so it sorta makes sense, but I am still baffled how Sarah had read my livejournal before I met HER.... weirdness.

   AAnyway, eventually I got myself down to the show. It was for awesome. Plain White T's are the for awesome. They definitely should have been the second-to-last, not Rudiger. It was the first time I've seen Rudiger, and I know I have some friends that are all about them, but frankly I was Not Impressed by them at all. ::shurg::
   Randomly ran into Carly Goode there.. didn't expect that. And Ashlee and Dana were there which was way cool, and Fish was there which was cool and we totally hung out. And then... and you Davis kids pay attention now: ARYA and Vanessa from entertainment council (ie not Kritlow) showed up. That was wack. They were there to see Rudiger I think. See my above comments on Rudiger.
   But yea I swear half the people at the show left after Plain White T's finished.. why? well because PWT is for awesome.

   When the show was over I hung out there until 12:30, then Fish went with the Bullets N Octane kids to their afterparty and I decided to head down to capitrano beach where some of the diedrichs kids were having a beach bonfire.
   That was like a half hour drive.. and five minutes before I got there Katie called me to say that hey they were leaving... soo yea. Hmmm kinda reminds me of yesterday. Those Diedrichs kids are sneaky.


Justice
   I do not lie, I do not cheat, I do not cross double yellow lines on the freeway (carpool lane) even if no one is looking, and I do what I say I'll do. I am quite clear that I will not tolerate people either warning or blocking me on aim, and thankfully precious few people know that I definitely mean that.
   A friend of mine last year warned me on aim "as a joke," I didn't talk to him on aim for a full month thereafter.
   Presumably the deterrence for blocking should be worse, but today one of my best friends blocked me. I know she didn't think it was as serious as I did, but thats exactly why my stance on the subject must be inequivically clear.
   At 16:27 today with "u asked for it" and "actually u prob wont mind" she blocked me.
   When she came on at 16:42 I tried to tell her that I was not going to talk to her for the next 12 hours, but she signed off as soon as she found out I was displeased with her blocking. A short while later she called me, I probably shouldn have answered, but I do not hang out on people, so we had a rather untalkative conversation thereupon.
   At 4:42am this morning the sentence is considered complete. But see the thing is, its not that I was that pissed about it; its just that when I say I am going to do something I am obligated to do it... weightless words and creative ethics have become the expected norm today, but I shall retain my honor for ever.


Kris' Love Life Explained
   Apparently some people have taken my long silence in my livejournal on the subject to mean that I am being a devious bastard and not talking about it. No it is quite the opposite; I have no social life and am over it. I am not looking for to have one either, I have attained a jaded and cynical equilibrium.
   Yes most of my friends are girls, but contrary to what a certain "friend" of mine is apparently telling everyone, no I am not dating any of these people, and no I am not a pathological liar (see above section for further insight on that subject). And no, no one appears to like me right now either. I don't need the speculation. Just let me be asexual ... dating is for sucks.