Livejournal Madlibs!

[aggienaut]

   Time for Livejournal Madlibs: Pretend You're Me, something I know you do all the time. Alright here's the deal, I wanted to keep the "year ago today" references up-to-date, so to catch up with the last several days and keep it exciting, I'm gonna combine it with this livejournal mad lib idea I was actually talking about with apoplecticfittz the other day.

Livejournal Madlibs
   Write down your replacements for the following:
Location A - your favourite hang out
Person B - a friend of your friends whom you find odious
Person C - your clumsy friend
Person D - your token minority friend
Ethnicity E - ethnicity of the above
Person F - someone from livejournal you've never met who lives in another town
Location G - hometown of the above

   You spent your friday night driving around looking for a hardware store and thinking about how hideous the new hummer H2s are. Later went to location A and Person B was really pushing the limits of starting a fight with you.
   Then on Saturday Person B throws a glass bottle at two random women, thus getting everyone in trouble (and fleeing when the cops arrive). Person C gets clobbered by a soccer net. You and Person D speculated that pretty soon when you go into your local liquor dispensary the cashier will greet you with "two 40s of steel reserve I presume? Oh and I see you have the ethnicity E with you, so that'll be a flask of vodka as well?"
   On Monday there were some kids from location G at location A, one of whom, person F was trying to convince someone to fight her(/him) for money when you got there. person B wasn't there because they were still hiding from the constabulary.
   On Tuesday you find out that person D accidentally bought blue hair dye instead of black and now they're gonna get fired from their job. That night person F had nowhere to stay because they'd broken up with their previous source of shelter, so they set out to get themself arrested so as to have somewhere (jail) to spend the night.


   So yea. That was my last few days one year ago.. except the character tags don't actually reflect my relationship to said people - like Cool Kyle isn't really particularly clumsy, and "Person F" doesn't really have a livejournal.

Comments

Silly!

[basicallyasap.livejournal.com]

You spent your friday night driving around looking for a hardware store and thinking about how hideous the new hummer H2s are. Later went to Matt Burkholder's house and Randy was really pushing the limits of starting a fight with you.
Then on Saturday Randy throws a glass bottle at two random women, thus getting everyone in trouble (and fleeing when the cops arrive). Kendall gets clobbered by a soccer net. You and Azfer speculated that pretty soon when you go into your local liquor dispensary the cashier will greet you with "two 40s of steel reserve I presume? Oh and I see you have the Middle Eastern(?) with you, so that'll be a flask of vodka as well?"
On Monday there were some kids from location Brisbane at Diedrichs, one of whom, person straight_flakes was trying to convince someone to fight him for money when you got there. Randy wasn't there because they were still hiding from the constabulary.
On Tuesday you find out that Azfer accidentally bought blue hair dye instead of black and now they're gonna get fired from their job. That night straight_flakes had nowhere to stay because they'd broken up with their previous source of shelter, so they set out to get themself arrested so as to have somewhere (jail) to spend the night.

TROGGGGDDDOOORRR!!!!

[emd.livejournal.com]

You spent your friday night driving around looking for a hardware store and thinking about how hideous the new hummer H2s are. Later went to my anus and emosnail was really pushing the limits of starting a fight with you.
   Then on Saturday discostu213 throws a glass bottle at two random women, thus getting everyone in trouble (and fleeing when the cops arrive). apoplecticfittz gets clobbered by a soccer net. You and trembyle speculated that pretty soon when you go into your local liquor dispensary the cashier will greet you with "two 40s of steel reserve I presume? Oh and I see you have the blogging nerd with you, so that'll be a flask of vodka as well?"
   On Monday there were some kids from my anus raiding parties at this lame place i hang out at too much, one of whom, the cooler fittz, heather was trying to convince someone to fight her(/him) for money when you got there. discostu213 wasn't there because they were still hiding from the constabulary.
   On Tuesday you find out that trembyle accidentally bought blue hair dye instead of black and now they're gonna get fired from their job. That night the cooler fittz, heather had nowhere to stay because they'd broken up with their previous source of shelter, so they set out to get themself arrested so as to have somewhere (jail) to spend the night.

Azver

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

heehee (=

I think Azver may be Pakistani.

Re: TROGGGGDDDOOORRR!!!!

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

::shakes fist::