30 of 30 - The Snailie Awards

[aggienaut]

   So today marks the last day of 30 in 30. Indeed many excitedly crossed the midnight just after midnight, but most of the 30 or so original entrants have long since expired on the side of the road to be run over repeatedly by mega-trucks. Others, such as neukolln blogged with distinction until being killed by a stag beetle.

   Today I was going to give out some awards I'd like to call The Snailies, much like previous awards extraveganzas The Frasky Awards, The Rote Power Awards, and the Golden Robot awards. Unfortunately however, the very day I planned on presenting The Snailies, the Second Annual Frasky Awards were announced!

   Nevertheless, there were enough categories not covered by the Second Annual Fraskys that I think I can still continue with the Snailies, and so I present to you:

THE 2005 SNAILIE AWARDS

Best Commenter: Commenting is, as Chris said in the 2004 Frasky awards, clearly the underrated art. Commenting is what makes the blogosphere go round. Its what seperates us from those less evolved heathens, the independant (non-LJ) blogs. Its what makes a livejournal community in the unofficial (better) sense of the word. What struck me most when I first met the 30 in 30 crew was the huge numbers of comments they all had to all their entries. And this was partially because they'd have conversations with eachother in the comments to their blogs, commenting not just to the entry's author but to one another without hesitation.
   The award for excellent blogchievement in this area goes to apoplecticfittz.
Best Up-and-Comer: Statistics clearly indicate, as I've expounded already, that emd has really taken the blogosphere by storm in the last year. The statistics alone don't even do credit for her numerous accomplishments, such as founding the critically acclaimed instantkitten community, making numerous brilliant 30 in 30 posts, many with pictures. Often if I didn't have time to edit a picture or couldn't get it right she'd help me with that as well. In conclusion, emd is awesome.
Best Communist: Dr. Grandpa St. rote is a man of great influence in the blogosphere. He has both negotiated important blogosphere peace treaties and visited the Rotepopo Red Brigades upon deserving enemies of the people. He also doesn't hesitate to help me find whatever arcane piece of blog artifact I happen to be looking for for my obsessive linking needs.
Worst Communist: Former Aggie columnist John Green. He doesn't even have a livejournal, and thats only the beginning.
Best Icon, Third Runner Up: They've probably never heard of 30 in 30 and they're not on my friends list, but whenever I visit ucdavis I come across value_meal_2:
Best Layout: I'm sorry I'm going to have to say my own, emosnail. The fact is I can't stand to read your journals anywhere except my friends list. And when you put big fancy pictures in the background? Yeah that just makes it hard to read. Would you like it if your textbooks all had full page illustrations underlaying the text? Or if the local paper did (hey citizene, new idea for the aggie?) No you'd think that was wack, so what are you doing with your livejournal, trying to make people not read it?
Lifetime Blogchievement & Title of The Bloggist: For a long time incomple has been known as the The Bloggist. However, considering the weakness of his recent entries, his marginal attempt at participating in this years 30 in 30 (6 entres, with the most recent one telling us we all suck!), I hereby propose that he no longer be known as "The Bloggist," and that that title and all its glory be reallocated to apoplecticfittz, inventor of 30 in 30 AND the word "frasky." Indeed, I'm not going to even attempt to give you the numerous reasons why this should be so, just read his livejournal or something.
Most Accomplished Bloggist in History: Jean Luc Picard!!!! Thats right, I know you're thinking "OMGWTF" but wait, how did every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation start? Thats right, "Captain's Log, Supplemental: ...." He was blogging it all!!! And how many spinoffs and "Trekkies" have resulted from that fateful blogging? More spinoffs and snailies than THIS blog I'll tell you that much (though someday...).

To proudly display your Golden Snailie in your userinfo as a testimony to your blogchievement, simply place this code in your userinfo:

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   While I'm at it:
Enemies of the People: roxymartini and Courtney Gertler. The former thinks its cool to be vain, is a fan of ratings communities, and loves to lose arguments... only not really. She loves to get into arguments she has no ground to stand on in and then refuse to give up. Several examples are in my memories category of "me kicking ass in arguments" I think. The latter, she used to have a livejournal but deleted it (evil!), also, she is evil.



   And now my friend Shalane unexpectedly showed up for for the first time in forever I'm going to actually be sociable. A fitting end for 30 in 30, really. Though I'd have liked to spend more time on this.

Comments

[rote.livejournal.com]

Hey, WOW! You're RIGHT about Picard! And I bet he's one hell of a megablogger too. They just don't show it.

[xaositecte.livejournal.com]

Crazy..

Congratulations on yet another successful 30 in 30. I still don't quite understand the rules herein, but you're always entertaining to read.

[(Anonymous)]

damn boy! 30 in 30 ...you are truly an inspiration to us all

[gennadotorg.livejournal.com]

oops that was me ..i forgot to log in
<3

30 in 30

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Next year you're up Genna. (=

[apoplecticfittz.livejournal.com]

I shall cherish this Snailie and put it on my mantle next to my Oscar and Nobel Prizes, which I won, by the way, for being awesome and making up Nobel Prizes. Sweden is neat!

Thanks Snailes!

[dont-cry-out.livejournal.com]

Your coming, love
kthx

PARTY PARTY

16564 Cobblestone RD.
La Mirada

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

The real reason I've learned to speak Swedish is so I can impress everyone by accepting my Nobel Peace Blogology Prize in Swedish.

Also Patrick Stewart Captain Picard best clear off his mantle and proudly display the Snailie, for surely it is more important than whatever else he's got there.

[apoplecticfittz.livejournal.com]

Man...Picard really IS a blogging hero. I was thinking about it today. Of course, I bet I was one of his idols. I mean, think about it. Star Trek is set in the future. Picard is blogging in THE FUTURE. Picard will totally friend me in a few years, just you wait.

Blogging from the future

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Whoa I hadn't thought about that.. that he's in the future -- so he's not the greatest blogger of history YET! I bet he hella links back to us.

And then there are the episodes they don't show us where he's posting spacememes...

[ashael.livejournal.com]

That snail looks like a Banana Slug, except for the shell, which makes it not-a-slug.

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Thats totally Achatina fulica. Man I want one.

[beingjames.livejournal.com]

damn that stag beetle.

[incomple.livejournal.com]

Ass,

apoplecticfittz did not conceive of 30 in 30. Even though we were (and are) the best at blogging thirty times in thirty days, we did not "invent" it, even through collaboration. While Chris is brilliant and capable of conceiving things far more intricate and interesting than "30 in 30," the dubious honor in fact belongs to stephenl, as shown in this entry, perhaps in collaboration with jdryznar (who is brilliant and soon to be very, very famous).

Granted, both of these guys stumbled and fell soon afterward, but stephenl is creator of this awful, awful feat.