Rain and Pastries

   So I thought my parents were being all cool with me this summer and not harassing me about whatever I do, but I guess it just seemed that way because I happened to always be coming home before two. Last night I was out till 4am and my parents were/are hella pissed about it. Psha on that.

   THIS is the coolest website that ever graced the planet. Its like.. a holy shrine for me or something. All of life's most important secrets can be answered there like the epic "what the fuck does 211 mean???"

   Last night we all bollocksed around at diedrichs forever.. had the free pizza hut as usual. Unfortunately most of it was Mike tHH and the other guys being really juvinile and harassing Anna, frankly I think that got really old really fast.
   Allison, the girl from Las Vegas, ended up running off to try to get arrested on purpose because she had absolutely nowhere to stay. She's way hard core like that. Did I mention that when I met her yesterday she was trying to find someone who would fight her for money? Yea craziness. She's into hip-hop, whats up with that?

   And speaking of forgetting to mention things, Matt Morgan totally tried to dye his hair black the other day (it was bleached) but (drunkenly) bought blue hair dye by mistake.. now his hair is blue and he thinks he'll get fired. Matt: "Hey Abby, if I get fired can you pick me up from work today?" Abby: "What time are you going to get fired?"

   Last night I had this dream; I was walking through a castle and there was a tapestry on the wall with all these knights on it and their names, like "Lord Worcestershire" and "Lord Liecester" and shiznaz, and then there was "Knight of the Pastries." I kid you not. I was like "wtf?"
   Then I woke up and it was totally pouring outside.. god I love the rain

   Now I gotta scramble to make it to work on time aaa.

Memories of My First Steel Reserve

   I remember it like it was yesterday.. it was my freshman year of college, ie two years ago.. one friday night a bunch of us were drizinking in the dorms, and then my friend Sarah Ligda and I went to find another friend, but when we got to his place he wasn't there but she got all passedoutcore and I had to take care of her for an hour till someone else came by who actually lived in the suite (no one had been there at the time so I couldn just like.. leave her there).. then I went lookin for more trouble but everyone had left the previous party.. it was like 1am I think.. then I stopped by this guy that lived above me, whose name I don't really recall but he was pretty for awesome. And he had a 40 of steel reserve there and I was like "What the heck is that?" and he was like "doood its EVIL, that stuff will mess you up!!" so of course I drank it.. and I seriously fell in love immediately, I loved it. And then we had shots until he passed out. Then I went back to my room and went to sleep as no one was around anymore... felt fine when I went to bed but then at like 3am Fishes called me and the room was hella spinning. Then I felt fine in the morning. The end.
   Once again, you must all go to THIS site. There will be a quiz later.


   Today.. I was in a really good mood the first half of the day and then I ended up being in a really bad mood.. mainly on account of other lifeguards being freakin lame. The diedrichs kids went to the beach but didn't bother to start a fire.. more than half of them were cracked out because they'd gotten hella crack from some straight edge kid, totally no joke... and so being in a bad mood and not entertained by their cracked out antics I left and was home by like 22:00.

   I had seriously the hardest rescue of my career today. This mexiskinhead kid about twenty, hella muscular, prolly weighed three times my weight, couldn't swim if his life depended on it (and what people don't seem to fuckin realize is, it DOES).. and he was flailing around like a buff sissy on speed. So of course I went under as soon as I got to him.. he's got the rescue tube but is too panicked to put it to good use so is just kinda flailing at it and flailing at me.. so I try to get him on the rescue tube while under water but he is just flailing too much and I'm getting beat up down there, I was seriously about to start swallowing water, so I pushed him as far from me as I could and came up... and he was still going down fast, I'm not sure his head was still above the surface.. and there were two tubes there now cause the other lifeguard (Travis Wheeler who's a pretty cool guy) tossed his tube in as well... well as I said this guy was just about under water so I charged in again and this time managed to get him on the tube. Focker.
   I think Travis said something funny I was gonna quote here but I can't for the life a me remember what.

   Anna now has a livejournal (beatlebake). Right now her friends list is just the diedrichs crew (Croat, Becka and I) so her friends list is kinda like the diedrichs lj Becka and I joke about creating. Just you watch we'll make it.. and it'll totally have a steel reserve background hellyes.


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