State of the Court Address

   The chief justice of the ASUCD supreme court ("Chairman" of the "Student Court") is to give a "detailed written and oral" presentation on the state of the Court at the fourth Senate meeting of every quarter. Not that this is probably very exciting to any of you, but having just written my speech, I feel the need to share. If you are bored, feel like humoring me in some devious plot to trick me later, or yearn to tell me definitively what a terrible speech I've just written, I encourage you to read it. Note that it is true that it is very against my nature to actually WRITE speeches, but because they want a "detailed oral and written report" I felt compelled to provide them with a transcript of my no-doubt enlightening speech, which their descendants shall study in everything from comparative literature to philosophy.

( State of the Court, Fall 2003 )

   And because I'm an over-achiever, there are three appendices (I have no idea why bolding appears to be out of control here):

( APPENDIX I – The Removal/Reporting Quandary )

( APPENDIX II – The Ten Day Rule )

( APPENDIX III – The Sixty Day Rule )