Losing Documents

Messege on my phone today:
   "Hi Kris, this is [NAME WITHHELD] from the SGAO, I was just calling because we are working with Senate Bill 48, the one the Complaint was about, and one of the required things is that the student court case rulings be available online and because you don't give them to us in electronic word document format we can't put them online so we need you to send your case rulings to us in word document format because you haven't been doing that so we can't do that..."

Email I sent to the above this afternoon:
ASUCD SGAO Office Coordinator;

   Incidentally, all the case opinions of my administration have already been sent to you via electronic form as word documents. Your office in fact printed out the opinion from Case # 22 and posted it in the infamous government glass-case before I could get there the next morning...


   Maybe I'm easily amused but receiving that messege made my day. But shortly thereafter I discovered Newsbeat no longer carries Jolt and was heartbroken again.


SCANDAL
   According to my source, a TA disclosed to them that contrary to the official story, one does not NEED a number two pencil to fill out teacher evaluations - that as long as it was dark enough a pen would suffice. Students have expressed confusion at this statement as pens are usually darker than number two pencils. Its unclear whether this applies to other machine-read multiple choice forms as well (such as scantrons).