A Red Phone...

   Although I do not watch TV, I've been hearing a lot about an ad Hillary's been running of a red phone ringing and the question of who will answer it. And presumably she thinks one should feel the answer should be her. But you know what, I definitely don't feel that way.
   She just seems like such an angry person. Her reaction to things is always to go negative and to get vicious. If that phone rings in the middle of the night I picture her waking up with "F**K I'm F**KING SLEEPING!! I don't know, extinction level airstrikes! F**K. ...Where the hell is Bill right now?"
   Whereas I can picture Obama definitely being cool and collected and reasonable at all times.

   It could be a new "two cows" joke:
"A red phone is ringing in the middle of the night..."
Bill Clinton: "Oh my god!" [looks at caller ID] "Oh its just the nuclear crisis hotline, I was afraid it was Hillary"
Pervez Musharraf: "Arrest everyone! Emergency situation!! ...Hello? What oh false alarm? Well its a good enough excuse anyway"
Russia's New President: [hits the button to call-forward to Putin]
Hugo Chavez: [Lets his voicemail messege pickup, which plays a prerecorded messege blaming the United States and Colombia; Chavez goes back to meeting with FARC narcoterrorists]
Raul Castro: "Well, lets negotiate a compromise with the west and maybe some more civil liberties couldn't hurt--" Fidel Castro from the next room over shouting through the wall: "Hey! I heard that!" Raul: "::sigh:: yeah okay, the usual."
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Reason Number 378 Not To Vote For Hillary: Once out of office the Clintons had no further publicity uses for Socks the Cat and got rid of him. He was taken in by a low level staffer.