Princesses (Replacement Entry 6)

[aggienaut]

   Today is Princess Madeleine of Sweden's birthday. She turns 26 today.

   Despite what fairy tales would have us believe, I'm sure you'll agree that in actual fact most real pricesses tend to look like ogres.

   Princess Madeleine decidedly does not look like an ogre:



Hooray for Sweden.
   The princess is also smart. In conclusion, she is the future mother of my children. (=


EDIT: My friend Mandeep wins some kind of award for knowing about the Swedish royal family offhand. I mentioned the princess to her and WITHOUT PAUSING she is like "oh yeah her brother is really hot too." Holy crap she knows her royals!

Comments

[hereticxxii.livejournal.com]

a well concieved and thought out conclusion I must say.

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Haha well yes, in order for that conclusion to come to be, it will need to be well conceived ;)

[furzicle.livejournal.com]

And she probably speaks fairly good Swedish!

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Holy cow I saw you in the kitchen like thirty seconds ago how are you on here already? (=

[tanukisuit.livejournal.com]

I wonder why she's not going out with Prince William. He's so dreeeeeeeamy.

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Also this brings to mind what my friend Matt "Papa Smurf" Wilkerson said earlier on the subject: "She probably speaks better English than WE do"

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

They are probably related (really).

Not that that has ever stopped European royalty in the past...

[tanukisuit.livejournal.com]

There are not enough anemic children in the world!

[furzicle.livejournal.com]

And she's your age!!!
But be careful, you really might suffocate if you get too close...

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Can you imagine her meeting someone while out on the town? "So what do you do?" "Um, I'm a princess" "ahahaha. no really" ...

Royal Inbreeding

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

My favourite freakish product of royal inbreeding is Charles II of Spain

Check out his family tree!

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

O= Such sauce!

Re: Royal Inbreeding

[jegskaltisse.livejournal.com]

oh my god, that is some serious inbreeding.

I think that neckline is excessively low, however.

Re: Royal Inbreeding

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Yeah she's not being the paradigm of modesty there. Oh Sweden.

[mia76.livejournal.com]

I think you might be referring to the princesses who were born as princesses. Because the ladies who became princesses from marrying princes are pretty hot (Prince Harry's mother was beautiful, Grace Kelly, the-American-woman-who-married-a-Jordanian-prince-or-something, the ex-diplomat who's been pressured to produce a male heir for the Japanese royal family is cute).

PS: Don't ever quit blogging.