aggienaut | No Internet Access Makes Kris Sad (Reply)

   So today [saturday] I ended up working 10-6 (after our weekly 8am inservice), "on the island" (as a shallow guard). It was pretty cool up until three. Then I got put back where I started and had to do the same positions over again, which didn't really fly with me. I asked the supervisor, my friend Pokey, if he could try to get me moved to a different rotation, and the following conversation ensued: "I'll try, but I have these four rotations to keep track of; alpha, bravo, charlie, and delta... I gotta keep being like 'alpha, why aren't you moving??' and 'bravo, go go go!'" me: "and 'charlies in the trees!! ...why the heck is charlie in the trees???'?"
   Later on another funny conversation with Pokey occured. Me: "Pokey, whats this I'm hearing about you not letting Hannah wear the screw earring?" "The Man was getting on my case about it." "oh so it was The Man's idea" "The Man was all over me that day.. he was like 'why are there so many lifeguards on break?' and 'what is going on over here?!' and stuff on everything" "so he was like 'I don't like the way rotation is going, make hannah change her earrings! ...and for Gods sake close the break room!!'?" "yeah" ...

   Tonight I hung out with the diedrichs kids and we ended up going to some party. Matt Morgan totally has a mohawk now, which is for awesome. While still at diedrichs someone said this crazy guy everyone knows randomly gave him $18 for no reason, and Mike the Horrible Human firmly stated that he would not have accepted that money because then he'd be obligated to actually talk to said crazy guy. Yea you know you're crazy when Mike tHH will forgoe $18 just so he won't have to talk to you.
   And you know you are in Orange County when people use their Disneyland season-passes as identification to cash their checks (Brandon (NtGP) did so last night).

   I haven't had internet access all day. It blows. I just wrote this in notepad. It is 01:20 [Saturday night/Sunday morning]. The End.