At The Nugget supermarket today with Kristy, I came across a bottle of "leninade." In addition to the large hammer and sickle on it, the label in various places said "A taste worth standing in line for!" "Drink comrade, or its the gulag for you!" and "get hammered and sickled!"
AND it tasted delicious.
And then I got a really weird prank call. Someone was making sounds like the air being let out of a balloon.. or maybe an impression of a whale. This was intermingled with things barely unrecognizeable as words. When I said "uhh, yea I'm going to eat my sandwich now" the caller made a "NO!" whale noise, but then went back to the unintelligable and unresponsive noises, so I eventually hung up on them. Some people are so weird.
And some people are solely responsible for causing significant financial distress to others and think an apology will suffice.
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