ASUCD Student Court Openings

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BTW, FYI ASAP etc - as you may or may not know, the ASUCD supreme court, known as the Student Court (reference to it by the former name is considered a great blasphemy among certain circles. ::crosses self:: may I be forgiven for such utterences) is currently accepting applications for new Members.

Members meet weekly and occupy their time by discussing the merits of cases, potential changes to the ASUCD Judicial Codes, cheese danishes, and holding hearings for cases. Well, actually we have not yet discussed cheese danishes, that was a lie.

Members hold their positions until they graduate, resign, have had their position for four years, or are forcibly removed by 2/3rds of an enraged ASUCD senate.

Applications will only be accepted until the 21st. Hiring is the discretion of the ASUCD President, Kalen Gallagher. We here at emosnail recommend that you do not admit to knowing of the emosnail livejournal, or of the student court chair Kris Fricke.

Apply online or, for the amish among you, physically at the job board on the third floor of the MU (app was on the far right of the board last time I checked, under "student government").


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Comments

[ms-mixtape.livejournal.com]

maaaan...the cheese danishes were the sole reason for my applying at all. now you've blown it. no biscotti for you.

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Have I ranted to you yet about my mad love for cheese danishes? There's an "ode to cheese danishes" poem in my lj somewhere.. it MIGHT be in my memories somewhere.

[ms-mixtape.livejournal.com]

oh uh...NO. but ohmygod i love them. you rock.
:)