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Mar. 5th, 2003 11:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aggienaut Had classage this morning. Hung out with Amy from like 3:30 to 6:30. We spent most of the time lying on the grass in the sun.. where I fell asleep. She gave me a bottle of afri cola she had gotten for me. I was way stoked. That stuff has more caffiene in it than JOLT. We ate in the DC, it was steak night, which was pretty awesome.
Thereupon proceeded to the Internat'l Relations Student Assn (IRSA) North Korea Forum, which I was to moderate. That was fun. That lasted till shortly after 9:00.
From there I went to Garian's apartment down in Primero Grove where numerous people were gathered for her birthday. It was a bit like a freshman year reunion.. Ben was there (I met him and Garian both on my second day here), Jareh "personality of a scone" the hick.. other people. Eventually however they proceeded to the Grad, and so I myself went home. The End.
Time for another random feature:
WEIRD MESSEGES ON MY TELEPHONE
"Hello Kris's telephone, this is Vanessa's telephone, calling Kris's telephone, in regards to Kris wanting to Vanessa's telephone to call his telephone, so feel free to call back my telephone so I can talk to you, on your telephone" -Last Wednesday, February 26th, 23:12.
"Okay, number ONE that was the worst fuckin accent I have ever heard. You don't sound like that in real life, don't give me that kind of bullshit okay, your fuckin from ORANGE COUNTY dude your not from britain, or whereever the FUCK you are pretending you're from --{in the background, someone else, sounds like Amie Joe}fucking bullshit{back to Chris now}--. Number two: where the fuck are you fricky, I don't know where you are. And its pissing me off that you're not here. We have a party, we spent hundreds of dollars, I bought a fucking cake that said 'happy birthday fricke' and I'm PISSED OFF that you're not here okay. Number three: all the girls are like 'where's fricke?' and you know what they come to me and they're like 'where's fricke?' and I have to say 'I don't know' and that pisses me off because I'm getting these distractions all night. Okay. You're really pissing us off here tonight dude, especially me okay. I can't hang out and have fun; I'm getting people fucking bugging me about you all night and its pissing me off, and I'm pissed off, and I'm done with you okay." -Chris Mays, Friday night, March 1st, 2:06, probably drunk. (note: I sincerely doubt there was any actual semblance of a cake involved, as my birthday is not for three months and all...)
Thereupon proceeded to the Internat'l Relations Student Assn (IRSA) North Korea Forum, which I was to moderate. That was fun. That lasted till shortly after 9:00.
From there I went to Garian's apartment down in Primero Grove where numerous people were gathered for her birthday. It was a bit like a freshman year reunion.. Ben was there (I met him and Garian both on my second day here), Jareh "personality of a scone" the hick.. other people. Eventually however they proceeded to the Grad, and so I myself went home. The End.
Time for another random feature:
WEIRD MESSEGES ON MY TELEPHONE
"Hello Kris's telephone, this is Vanessa's telephone, calling Kris's telephone, in regards to Kris wanting to Vanessa's telephone to call his telephone, so feel free to call back my telephone so I can talk to you, on your telephone" -Last Wednesday, February 26th, 23:12.
"Okay, number ONE that was the worst fuckin accent I have ever heard. You don't sound like that in real life, don't give me that kind of bullshit okay, your fuckin from ORANGE COUNTY dude your not from britain, or whereever the FUCK you are pretending you're from --{in the background, someone else, sounds like Amie Joe}fucking bullshit{back to Chris now}--. Number two: where the fuck are you fricky, I don't know where you are. And its pissing me off that you're not here. We have a party, we spent hundreds of dollars, I bought a fucking cake that said 'happy birthday fricke' and I'm PISSED OFF that you're not here okay. Number three: all the girls are like 'where's fricke?' and you know what they come to me and they're like 'where's fricke?' and I have to say 'I don't know' and that pisses me off because I'm getting these distractions all night. Okay. You're really pissing us off here tonight dude, especially me okay. I can't hang out and have fun; I'm getting people fucking bugging me about you all night and its pissing me off, and I'm pissed off, and I'm done with you okay." -Chris Mays, Friday night, March 1st, 2:06, probably drunk. (note: I sincerely doubt there was any actual semblance of a cake involved, as my birthday is not for three months and all...)
Kris Fricke you are my f-ing hero
Yeah I left a message on your machine. It was weird. What of it? You wanna go? I still have a cake for you, but I fed it to some ninjas the other day... They were threatening to flip out and totally waste me.
I hate ninjas.
Anyway, they said that I could keep a piece for you.
Unfortunately the gnomes came along the other night and totally ravaged it. They ate all the frosting but none of the cake. It really pisses me when gnomes come along and do that.
Anyway, I had to put up with annoying girls begging for you all night...You never showed so I gave them Scott. Scott was much more hospitable to them, he baked stuff for them. Girls like that, and now they love him to death. I think he's been admitted into the Ya Ya sisterhood.
The image on this post is a star because that's what you are...a superstar.
So now Scott, the girls, the ninjas, and the gnomes are all chilling out and about somewhere. Fear the reaper man, they're probably conspiring against you. I heard that they started a "let's kill people from OC" club. Fortunately I'm NOT from OC and I'm safe...I wouldn't want to go up against Scott, the ninjas have been training him how to flip out and totally waste people.
Damn ninjas again.
Yo peace out homey, just wanted to drop you a warning: Beware leprechauns bearing strange gifts.