8 of 30 - Interview: Shid

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   Today I interviewed the illustrious shid in my quest for enlightenment.

The Sexual Confessions of Shid W
[19:13.36] Snail of DEATH: Hello Sean.
[19:13.45] ig98 A: hello fricke
[19:13.45] *** Auto-response sent to ig98 A: pretending to be a desklamp so no one will notice me.
[19:14.08] Snail of DEATH: how are you today?
[19:14.16] ig98 A: good, fixed a car problem
[19:14.33] Snail of DEATH: hmm, the body in the trunk?
[19:14.47] ig98 A: bodies dont fit in the trunk since I put the subs in
[19:15.00] Snail of DEATH: isn't that going to be a problem?
[19:15.37] ig98 A: no, they still fit in the backseat and I keep a blanket handy
[19:16.27] Snail of DEATH: ah. But I suppose YOU never have bodies of any kind in the back seat, especially under the blanket.
[19:16.40] ig98 A: ouch, why the need for that burn?
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[19:17.26] Snail of DEATH: anyway I was going to interview you for a livejournal entry
[19:17.35] Snail of DEATH: since putting effort into entries is my new hobby
[19:17.47] ig98 A: I've noticed
[19:17.49] ig98 A: *grumble*
[19:18.04] Snail of DEATH: you loathe me entries with a passion that consumes your soul?
[19:18.32] ig98 A: I loathe you entries?
[19:18.57] Snail of DEATH: *my
[19:19.11] ig98 A: no, not really
[19:19.17] Snail of DEATH: sorry I was speaking like an under-educated 18th century irishman again. sometimes I forget that the muttonchops are gone
[19:19.17] ig98 A: its just you're the only guy on my friends list
[19:19.28] ig98 A: the rest are cute asian girls
[19:19.31] ig98 A: and some white ones
[19:19.51] ig98 A: so.. when this white irish guy takes up 50% of my LJ friends page, you know? It's just more man than I'm used to
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   The LJ Basics
[19:26.31] Snail of DEATH: So Sean. Why do you livejournal?
[19:27.27] ig98 A: lets me write down my thoughts someplace and get feedback on certain situations
[19:27.31] ig98 A: I used to keep a journal
[19:27.49] ig98 A: and I found that I'd always be explaining situations to people through AIM etc
[19:27.56] ig98 A: now I can just link them to LJ if I wnat their thoughts
[19:28.05] ig98 A: also, I found I was being inconsistent in my stories through AIM
[19:28.18] ig98 A: i'd describe something differently, and therefore I'd get different advice
[19:28.19] Snail of DEATH: so it helps you keep your lies consistent?
[19:28.34] ig98 A: pretty much; I mean it totally depends who you're talking to
[19:28.52] ig98 A: like, if it's someone you trust, like Kristy [basicallyasap], I'd try and be as objective as possible
[19:29.02] ig98 A: but with someone like you, I'd make myself out to be less of a loser
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[19:35.03] Snail of DEATH: back to interview questions, how long have you been LJing?
[19:35.25] ig98 A: let me check
[19:36.34] ig98 A: wow! it's been more than a year
[19:36.37] ig98 A: March of last year
[19:37.34] ig98 A: 167 journal entries.. woo woo..
[19:38.22] Snail of DEATH: do you feel your mentality towards livejournal has changed during that time?
[19:41.56] ig98 A: sure, I've matured as a person..
[19:42.10] ig98 A: I dont get much of the "bad" area of LJ
[19:42.13] ig98 A: people flamming, etc etc
[19:42.21] ig98 A: I did once, but I banned his IP and it was over and done with
[19:42.52] Snail of DEATH: was it someone anonymous?
[19:43.03] ig98 A: yeah
[19:43.11] Snail of DEATH: any idea who it was?
[19:45.05] ig98 A: naw, probably just some random idiot, they didn't sound like they knew me
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[19:47.20] Snail of DEATH: what are your favourite sort of posts to read?
[19:47.31] ig98 A: Ones with pictures
[19:47.44] ig98 A: I know that sounds childish and silly and you're not really "reading"
[19:47.50] Snail of DEATH: even if they aren't pictures of hott asian girls?
[19:47.54] ig98 A: but a posters life really comes alive when they have pictures to go with the words
[19:47.58] ig98 A: yeah, even if they aren't
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   Hott Asian Girls
[19:49.01] Snail of DEATH: how do you typically find the people that are on your friends list.. are they friends from real life?
[19:49.12] ig98 A: oh hell no!
[19:49.18] ig98 A: let me check my list
[19:49.22] Snail of DEATH: you hate your friends from real life?
[19:49.31] ig98 A: no, but they aren't on LJ
[19:49.36] Snail of DEATH: ah
[19:49.46] ig98 A: you of course, I know IRL
[19:50.06] Snail of DEATH: ::nod::
[19:50.21] Snail of DEATH: unless thats my secret alter ego
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[19:51.27] ig98 A: so out of 16 people on my friends list, I only know 5 of them IRL
[19:51.37] Snail of DEATH: how'd you meet the others?
[19:51.51] ig98 A: 8 of them aren't even in/from this country
[19:52.01] ig98 A: hmm, I think I had just gotten on LJ
[19:52.06] ig98 A: and wanted to meet people
[19:52.18] ig98 A: and the best people to meet are women age 17-20 in the greater Los Angeles area
[19:52.23] ig98 A: LOL
[19:52.27] ig98 A: did an LJ search on that
[19:52.28] Snail of DEATH: who are asian and hott?
[19:52.31] Snail of DEATH: haha
[19:52.31] ig98 A: yeah
[19:52.37] ig98 A: and clicked on an asian and hot girl
[19:52.47] Snail of DEATH: I thought you needed a paid account to do that kind of search.. you got a paid account right off?
[19:52.50] ig98 A: she added me to her friends list (the fool), and the rest followed
[19:52.54] ig98 A: yeah, it was the only way
[19:53.06] Snail of DEATH: did you have a code first or go straight to paid?
[19:53.06] ig98 A: little biatch friend brenda used up her LJ invite with some loser who never posted
[19:53.15] ig98 A: so I had no choice
[19:53.19] ig98 A: straight to paid
[19:53.22] Snail of DEATH: ah.
[19:53.23] ig98 A: paid for 4 months or so
[19:53.25] ig98 A: then gave it up
[19:53.32] Snail of DEATH: Are there people here who got on with your codes?
[19:53.47] ig98 A: yes.. Krischelle was on LJ briefly..
[19:54.02] ig98 A: Icha (the first asian hot girl I found) created a new LJ identity briefly too
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   A Theoretical Question
[20:38.00] Snail of DEATH: So Sean, if one of the following were to grow an awesome mohawk, who would be more likely to do so? (A) George W Bush, (B) George Bush senior, (C) Condoleeza Rice, (D) John Ashcroft, (E) Donald Rumsfeld.
[20:50.56] ig98 A: I think that those are horirble multiple choice questions, and none of them would grow a mohawk
[20:51.09] ig98 A: unless the terrorists proclaimed Bush's current hairstyle to be their new logo
[20:51.12] ig98 A: then he'll grow a mohawk
[20:51.20] ig98 A: in fact, everyone who doesn't heva mohawk is then unamerican
[20:51.22] ig98 A: a terrorist
[20:51.26] ig98 A: and he'll have them arrested
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[21:10.19] Snail of DEATH: Who would have kept a more interesting livejournal? (A) Ivan IV (the terrible), (B) Taliban leader Mullah Omar (did they ever catch that dude?), (C) Stalin, (D) Mousolinni (sp?), (E) Ghengis Khan, (F) Attila the Hun.
[21:10.35] ig98 A: I think Ghengis
[21:10.44] ig98 A: just because he was really busy actually DOING shit
[21:10.58] ig98 A: Stalin did shit too, but there'd be all that politcal BS
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   Whats in a Name?
[20:44.19] Snail of DEATH: oh another important question: explain the origin of your username
[20:52.21] ig98 A: shid is a short form of Shidarin'ou, the japanese trnaslation of citipaki- skeletal buddhist demi gods
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   Pictures
[21:06.37] Snail of DEATH: do you have a favourite entry of your own?
[21:06.40] ig98 A: grrr remember
[21:06.58] ig98 A: yeah, I think the [frederick's of hollywood] entry is awesome- but you have to be on my friends list to see it [(he unfriended it)]
[21:07.06] ig98 A: because it makes me out to be a perv
[21:08.00] Snail of DEATH: that picture of a girl in a yellow top leaning over into your car, is that for reals?
[21:08.22] ig98 A: no! I think I said in the entry that it's just a really good photoshop I did
[21:08.32] ig98 A: I did another one, not as good
[21:08.41] Snail of DEATH: heh
[21:08.42] ig98 A: http://homepage.mac.com/ig98/picts/sema2003after.jpg
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   Whats in a Name? II
[21:12.11] Snail of DEATH: would you say you are an underblogger as discussed in the emosnail livejournal?
[21:14.45] ig98 A: I write to entertain people sometime, and like I said, I dont mean by blog to be strictly a journal, I want people to read it, and I want feedback
[21:15.39] ig98 A: but in the strickest sense, I guess I am an underblogger
[21:15.23] Snail of DEATH: ::nod::
[21:15.37] Snail of DEATH: Any suggestions on what the text of the lj cut for your interview should be?
[21:15.43] Snail of DEATH: right now I have "interview with shid"
[21:15.51] ig98 A: hmm
[21:15.57] ig98 A: something a little more spicy than that
[21:16.04] ig98 A: how about the sexual confessions of shid w?
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[19:54.51] Snail of DEATH: any closing thoughts though?
[19:54.52] ig98 A: ok, later
[19:55.02] Snail of DEATH: thanks.
[19:55.12] ig98 A: .yeah, I still need to meet Annie [pocketbookannie] and Kristy [basicallyasap]
[19:55.21] ig98 A: so tell them to get their asses down to LA
[19:55.27] ig98 A: (without Tom [cartoontom] or you ;)


PART II: Nuclear Beaches today's underblog adventure
   As alluded to in the previous entry (the controversial political statement was completed btw, if you want to get a rare glimpse of my political thoughts), I was shipped off to San Onofre beach today, (went with parents, maternal grandparents, and brother / malevolent troll nibot) .
   The beach is a bit cold, and sandy, and wet, and boring. On the bright side, there is a nuclear power plant on the beach in San Onofre. I got bored with everyone else just loafing about so I went for a walk by myself and found a dead sea-lion. Later I came back to show it to my mother and grandparents but a gave-mound had been erected over it complete with a cross of two sticks.
   If I had a digital camera, you would be seeing here photographs of: a pole which looks like that stick you always see being used in honey jars (my dad called it a "swivel-stick?"); the breast-like domes of the nuclear reactors; the sea-lion grave mound; three-eyed nuclear fish.
   My mother found a whale bone at this same beach three weeks ago. Her entry on this will provide a more positive view of the same beach.

   On that note, I think my maternal grandfather created a livejournal (jqmold) today as well. Now my mother (furzicle), both my brothers (nibot, frickeec), one of my cousins (bobolly), one of my aunts (lassen_hiker), and my grandparents have a livejournal! Its fast becoming the family means of communication.


Related
   A Previous Conversation With Shid: Three Wishes


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Comments

Awwwww

[basicallyasap.livejournal.com]

Sean trusts me, I feel the love.
Mebbe I will go down to visit him(Sean), Suzanne, cutelittleone, and perhaps Croat, unbeknownst to you...muah ha ha ha! >:)

Juusssssst Kidding, I long to see the Krises!

Re: Awwwww

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Such sauce! youhateme )=

[citizene.livejournal.com]

This is #8, not #7. You had two #6 entries. FYI.

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Thanks. /=