Bad Oral... Presentations

[aggienaut]

I. Class
   Had the second day of my UN summer school class at UCI today. Everyone has to do a 15 minute oral report on a UN topic. I plan to do the International Court of Justice (and probably work in my earlier rant). Anyway we had the first three today (yes on this the second day). One was pretty good, one mediocre, and one was complete tripe. The terrible one was on Kosovo, the thesis, as quoted in the handout: "...The UN believes multiculturalism is wonderful, even if it takes 42,000 troops to enforce it. Instead of either kicking out the Serbs or the Albanians the UN played both sides and tried to make everybody happy..." the student was basically saying (A) he believed Serbians and Albanians, as christians and muslims respectively, fundamentally cannot be expected to ever live peacefully; and (B) deporting the entirety of one of the populations would be more viable than trying to develope a climate of nonviolence between them.


II. Diedrichs
   Driving home from class, as I passed Diedrichs I saw traggedyanne's hair, and I haven't seen her in literally years so I stopped by. Dan and Christie from the other night were also there (this is like 1pm), and of course Danny the security guard. Danny said that yesterday was his day off, but he still came to Diedrichs. (= Then Croat drove by to say hi to us.
   Cheri (traggedyanne) wanted me to write about how her friend Phil had a stuffed up nose so they sprayed some pepper-spray on his hand and he held it near his nose... only then he accidentally touched his fact and got a nice red-faced teary-eyed running-nose and generally unpleasant pepper spray experience. Eh.. she told it a lot better.


III. Pictures

Aimee with a halo









   That's Central Park in Huntington Beach I believe, and a fritillary butterfly. And aimeedarling.

Comments

[little-rin.livejournal.com]

very cool pictures...

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Thanks. (=

[emd.livejournal.com]

im proud of these. as if i took them or something. is this girl named ashley tinkey btw? if shes not. jsut dont respond.

[ms-mixtape.livejournal.com]

pepper-spray tastes like ants.
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yes.

[apoplecticfittz.livejournal.com]

awesome!

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[emosnail.livejournal.com]

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What specifically did you find awesome about the above entry?

If you could sum up this entry with one famous phrase uttered by a politician what would it be?

Would this phrase seem more or less apt if the politician were blatantly drunk while uttering it?

If YOU were driving along and saw Cheri's hair at a nearby coffee shop what would YOU do?

If one fictional event / outright lie were to be added to this entry to make it more interesting what should it be?


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[emd.livejournal.com]

What specifically did you find awesome about the above entry?


you know. same old stuff i always find great about anything. read my interests list. duh.


If you could sum up this entry with one famous phrase uttered by a politician what would it be?

dude! wheres my car!


Would this phrase seem more or less apt if the politician were blatantly drunk while uttering it?

i guess so. im gonna go with YES.


If YOU were driving along and saw Cheri's hair at a nearby coffee shop what would YOU do?

bone her?


If one fictional event / outright lie were to be added to this entry to make it more interesting what should it be?
not at all. nope.

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

I dunno.. I just looked at your interest and the anything that even could come close to applying to this entry is "clever and witty people," but I'm not sure I was particularly clever and witty in this entry. I did notice you had "hoarding sharpie markers" in your interest though and totally added it to my interests (I had previously had "sharpies" as an interest though). You should add "technique and craft" to your interests as well.. its kinda equivelent to "clever and witty people," bur it is shared by schoolofblog and I.

Does your last answer mean that I should eliminate the existing outright lies in the entry? I mean uhh..

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[emd.livejournal.com]

i did NOT check the box allowing you to do a follow up questionnaire! I am turning you into the FCC of whatevers. this is crap! now, I MUST get back to organizing my feminine tote collection! good day sir!

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[shid.livejournal.com]

What specifically did you find awesome about the above entry?

It's a pretty average entry.

If you could sum up this entry with one famous phrase uttered by a politician what would it be?

"More and more of our imports come from overseas" - Bush

Would this phrase seem more or less apt if the politician were blatantly drunk while uttering it?

I think he gets more coherant the drunker he is

If YOU were driving along and saw Cheri's hair at a nearby coffee shop what would YOU do?

cry

If one fictional event / outright lie were to be added to this entry to make it more interesting what should it be?

Naked women pictures.

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

::loads up paintshop pro:: females I have pictures of beware!! muahahahaha



jk jk don't hate me girls )=>


I promise not to make y'all nude in any pictures y'ain't already nude in. Err.

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[apoplecticfittz.livejournal.com]

That it was awesome!

"Ask not what the blogosphere can do for you, ask what you can do for the blogosphere." - Chris Fittz, president of being awesome.

Being blatantly drunk is awesome!

Tell her that she looks awesome! and then ask her if she wanted to come back to my place to "blog".

George W. Bush is awesome! (at least you'd get the people talking.)

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Whoa actually just the other day I was thinking about how funny it would be if I edited a picture of me to look like I got a tattoo that said "Bush / Cheney '04!" and posted it like I really got it. I predict if I did several people would drop me from their lists before they even finished reading "Bush / Cheney '04!", and incomple would fall out of his chair while shouting profanities.

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[apoplecticfittz.livejournal.com]

incomple doesn't sit in a chair when he blogs, he hovers.

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Touche. And angelic light shines upon him and his computer as he records his bloggiest revelations.

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[apoplecticfittz.livejournal.com]

Nah man, he just has a HoverRound. Now he's free to write his blog!

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

HoverRound?


Does this mean I probably shouldn't be making sacrifices in his honour?

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[apoplecticfittz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he is disabled blogger, didn't you know?

No, please continue, maybe the Gods will see fit to grant him new working legs.

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

incomple = disabled blogger? without working legs? I guess he really did dance too hard at the gay bar in Dayton?

Now I have a mental picture of him floating in the bacta tank from star wars. He kinda has the luke skywalker hair cut now that I think about it, doesn't he?

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[apoplecticfittz.livejournal.com]

It is easily the best image of all time.

Why else do you think I had to tell him I am his father, eh?

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Well... I get to be umm.. the Admiral Piette of livejournal then. If only I was nerdy enough to know a choice Admiral Piette quote to cite now.

I actually have another star wars them lj icon I've been thinking about putting up.. hopefully that'll be soon.

Re: Customer Service Questionnaire

[apoplecticfittz.livejournal.com]

I would be Chewy.

BAHAHAHA

[traggedyanne.livejournal.com]

bone me.


oh man...you should write about my sweet piece of ass more often.

take pics of it.


i would stop for me in a heartbeat.....oooh man. *boner*