28 of 30 - Shiznaz II

[aggienaut]

   In 30 in 30 entry number 10 I explained various shiznaz in my room in Davis. For this entry I am going to explain the various shiznaz that can be found in my room in Mission Viejo.
   Now the thing with the shiznaz in my room in MV, is that various stuff has been put up on the walls or whereever over time, but once up its almost never rearranged or taken down. Thus whats up on the walls is rather the accumulation of everything that ever got up on the walls.

   Wax candle just off to the left was sent to me by my friends Dena and Chris from Sweden like five years ago, I still intend to send them a thank-you letter ONE of these days. )= It eats away at me.

   There's some random shit up there. Lets see most of whats worth explaining is explained. Thats Peder and some other guy in the lower left, they aren't gay, thats what makes it funny. Also note Stefan and Andreas being creepy in Lloret de Mar and staring at the girls rather than face the beach like normal people.

   They make nicer medals in Ireland.

   The All Dead webpage is still up! Name chosen because its written on the walls in the movie SLC Punk. Also that person being hanged looks a lot like me...
   Also during one four month period in Ireland I won 11 gold and silver track medals. You see, I am good at the 100 and 200, Irish people generally aren't. People from Kenya are even better at the "sprints," and are present in California but not Ireland. I can't compete with people from Kenya. I suck in California.
   Also, see my pictures of Slovakia.

   I swear I'm not obsessed with Chechnya (= O I have gotten a lot of mileage out of the issue though and written like 7 term papers on the subject. I've been meaning to make the wikipedia article on the subject better but haven't gotten around to it (last time I checked it was biased in favour of the Islamic fundamentalist terrorist factions, I'd imagine it still is).

   Thats 48 (rescues previous years) plus 19 tally marks (rescues that year). An additional 21 rescues were made the following year bringing my current total to 98 lives saved.

   This is the view out my window. That is a yucca plant. Right behind the bush at the top (behind the part of the Yucca with branches on it) are the bee hives.

   On the wall next to my bed there is naturally a 5'x4' Soviet flag. Here The Anteater is modelling in front of it. For comparison, here is me in front of the same flag.

   As you can see, I was just your average young lad with normal interests.

   In other news, today I applied for a job as a bee removal technician.
   Also after someone totally cut me off on the freeway and it gave me a brilliant idea. What if they installed little webcams on the front of cars and when someone cuts you off like that you could push a little button on the dashboard labelled "file citation." At that point the little camera saves the last twenty seconds of footage and electronically submits that and relevant speed data to the police and if egregious enough they get a citation for whatever the technical term for cutting someone off is. The same could be done for people riding your bumper behind you as well and other dangerously antisocial driving behaviour. Suddenly the road is a police state and no one dares to be a jerk on the road anymore! And surely you'll feel less roadrage when you actually ahve a recourse (how much of roadrage is just anger at ones impotence to get vengeance?). I think its a beautiful idea.

Previously on Emosnail
   Year Ago Today: 20 of 30 - A New Era of Photography is at hand! - I finally acquire a digital camera!
   Year Ago Today: 21 of 30 - The Coffee Bean: the new Diedrichs? - turns out: no.
   Year Ago Today: 22 if 30 - Photo Essay: Diedrichs - Yeah the title pretty much says it all
   Year Ago Today: 23 if 30 - Beach: Torture - Yeah I don't like the beach. See pictures.

Comments

[rote.livejournal.com]

wtf happened to my other comment?

1. Why two different, mutually hostile flags?

2. Rescues?

3. Why copyrights?

Attempt Two

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

you lost comments too? The reason my comment to yours was titled "attempt three" was because I was becoming exasperated after my previous two attempts to comment met with livejournal crashes.

1. The UN and American flags? I dunno, balance. Keep everyone confused. Half assed chance to still get a security clearance after The Man reads this entry.

2. I worked as a lifeguard for like 7 years.

3. I wouldn't want someone stealing my fly interior design moves!! Actually its just my way of signing my name to any of my pictures. I put it on mostly out of habit. Even sometimes to pictures other people took that I happen to be editing, and then I have to go back and erase it.. its just out of habit.. d=

[lysandra.livejournal.com]

what'd you do with the chick with the green mohawk I made?

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Its holding down the fort in Davis.

[lysandra.livejournal.com]

did you give it a spork with which to defend the castle?

[citizene.livejournal.com]

Ford Panopticon has a nice ring to it.

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Haha yes it doesn.

I think its a brilliant idea. Not only will it increase traffic enforcement exponentially on the roadways, but now one can actually get revenge on people that cut them off or ride their ass.