Freakin Mike.. freakin cops

   So yesterday, Saturday, we were all hanging out at Diedrichs like we allllways do right. And then Mike the Horrible Human decides to up and throw a bottle at two completely random middle-aged women who were coming in to diedrichs (recall when he tried to throw one at a passing SUV), I guess just because he thought that would make him look like one tough doesn't-give-a-shit mofo. Yea well then he had apologize like no other as the ladies cussed him out, and run and hide when the cops showed up.. yea real tough. Anyway so yea he was gone when the cops arrived and gave us all a lecture. A lecture while I'm drinking beer out of a diedrichs cup that I sharpied "sXe" on the top of. Heehee. But yea it sucked. And they were like "we're gonna start cracking down on the people hanging out here." Thanks a lot Mike.
   Then we went to Cordillera elementry, but almost immediately someone yelled "cops" and we fled.. from where they were standing though I'm pretty sure they couldn't see any inbound cops on us. I think it was even Brandon that called it, focker. Then to Top of the World for a bit. Sure enough as soon as we returned to Diedrichs to bring people back to their cars the cop popped up immediately to investigate what we were up to, and then was seen marauding back and forth on the nearby streets. Then I think we spent 40 minutes trying to convince Matt Morgan that he was too drunk to drive. He wouldn't let anyone else drive his car, and he needed his car in the morning so it needed to go home with him.. quite a quandry.

   The one good aspect is that Mike is now blacklisted from Diedrichs. I hope they enforce it.


   Now I work 12:00 to 20:00. I hate that shift.
   The Promise Ring cover of "Gouge Away" by the pixies was going through my head over and over again as I lay in bed this morning for some reason.

I Hate 12-8 Shifts

   Worked 12-8 today. Therefore didn do much this evening. Blah


   Yesterday Matt Morgan and I were talking about how the guy at Viejo Liquer really ought to know our orders by now. Like I should walk in and he should be like "two 40s of steel reserve I presume? Oh and I see you have the mexican with you, so that'll be a flask of vodka as well?" (Matt Morgan being The Mexican of course).


   Also yesterday mum was like "you ought to clean the inside of your car as well Kris" and I was like "yea the bedding is starting to build up in there" "can I quote you on that?" "uh that does sound kinda sketchy."


   A little late but uh:

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