Behind the Yellow Line - the Glasshouse Adventure

   Yesterday I get home from work and my friend Christy here is like "omg you need to go with me to the aquabats show so I don't get raped by this creepy guy I'm going with" basically. And they both have tickets but swear its not sold out so I go with them.. its out at the glass house in pomona. Well this kid ("Cody" I think?) drives like 70 tops the whole way.. with no cars in front of him.. with LIGHT traffic he drops to fifty and doesn't make any effort to merge to a faster lane. It was outragious. I kept my mouth shut cause I don't know him and whatever but Christy complained numerous times, to no avail. Anyway we get there and it is for certainly sold out. So I mingle and maraud in front.. didn't recognize OC Ska Joe without his glasses, ran into everyone's favorite Roxy (twinkiebat), and Bubba, and Jeff (thisguyiknow), and... random people. There were a bunch of punks out there that I guess just hang out there every night, with big mohawks and leather jackets and stuff... they were cool.
   Around 23:00 I was finally able to get in while the security guy at the door was distracted. It was for awesome. Driving back home creepy guy was like "so I'm dropping you off now then?" to me, basically implying that (A) he otherwise would have just proceeded to his place with Christy and (B) he intended to proceed with her to his place once dropping me off; because Christy lives RIGHT next to me so one would drop us both off at the same time. She at the time gave me this "see he's going to rape me!" look. Aand yea so when we finally got back (its a long fricken drive to/from Glass House) he dropped me off and proceeded off with Christy to have his way with her. Considering she was complaining to him about him the whole time I find it way creepy he still thought he was gonna get some... but I'm suprised Christy didn't try harder to get out of it..


   I rescued a honeybee at work the other day.. I named it Randal. Today I have off because... because I decided I wanted a day off. (= Need to catch up on some stuff. But right now I'm going to an Orange County Beekeepers Assn BBQ! (=


Deep thought for the day: One thing I've definitely learned at wild rivers, is that when someone is climbing a ladder, and someone at the top extends their hand to "help" them, the climber will NEVER take their hand. This I gleaned from the inevitable behavior of people climbing out of the bombay pool. So know this and avoid looking like a fool by trying to help someone up a ladder thereby.
   Fortunately at the bombay pool this requires standing in front of the yellow line they are not allowed in front of, so I wait just until they have that awkward realization that their friend is not in fact going to take their hand, and then I maximize their embaressment by striking with "behind the yellow line please!!!!" ah so satisfying.

More Drama

   Lest ye be shocked and surprised eventually, know you this:
   I do not get in petty arguments. Specifically, if one or more persons I am around happen to start discussing their negative opinion of another one of my friends, except in the unlikely situation that I feel I can say something that will make them go "omg we're so wrong" I am probably going to keep my mouth shut. I don't get involved in petty arguments. Especially when everyone involves already knows everything I know, there's really no point in my involvement and I am not going to get involved. If you are liable to think I am a horrible person because this is how I am then so be it and don't act shocked when it happens.

   So where to start? Or maybe I should friends-only this in one way or another? ::shurg:: So I went to diedrichs tonight. Yea. Aaand people were saying negative things about Anna, who wasn't around. Then I talked to her on the phone a little later... told her what they'd said.. then she got pissed that I hadn't talked back to them about it and hung up on me. Frankly I am very sure that they are aware that their main point is a complete lie (that she was going around telling people that she and Croat were going out.), I think just about everyone asked her if they were and she was always like "stop asking me I don't know." So yea... I'd rather let their own consciences deal with that then me getting all butthurt about something they already know.

   Anyway, Kyle discovered that the bricks in the courtyard near Diedrichs could be moved and rearranged.. so he was idling playing with that when Keebler (another "Kris" actually) came by and was like "dude.. you guys are out of control.. I bet you're going to write like.. 'FUCK DIEDRICHS' with the bricks" and we all looked at eachother and were like "omg yesssss!!" and set about doing it with the darker bricks. I think they only ended up writing "fuck" though.
   Kyle also scored a massive bag of pastries from diedrichs, and I soon inherited it. I'm going to be living off pastries for the next week, I love it.

   Suzanne was all pissed cause this boy totally stood her up, and Laney was emo cause her boyfriend had randomly run off to a show without her... and so I remind you all: dating is totally for sucks. I hate people.

QUOTE OF THE EVENING
   "Hey want a pastry" -me
   "OMG that is the best pick up line!!" -Suzanne
   Minutes later I offered Laney a pastry and she excitedly proceeded with me to my luxurious krismobile, where I "satisfied" her... with a pastry.