This Livejournal Discussed In ASUCD Senate!

Dear ASUCD Senators & Officers,
   Since I know a great many of you will read this entry I will take the opportunity to address you while I have your attention. I feel a really didn't testify very well this time so I thought I'd say some things I didn't get a chance to.
   At the request of a Senator I have removed a number of recent entries from the public sphere. You have probably seen them already as circulated during my hearing, but if you have not yet seen them and would like to, ask me and I will show you a physical copy regardless of whether I have reason to expect you aspire to incriminate me. By now even those of you most opposed to me must be realizing that I have an absolute dedication to the truth.
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   Anyway, I'll spare you any more arguments, only a third of the senate voted for my removal this time anyway. I'm sorry the rest of you must suffer the same discredit this fiasco no doubt will reap from the public. But there are actually benefits from this we must not forget: many of you (well if you are reading this it probably includes you) have now read sizeable parts of my personal journal and that I'd imagine will give you a picture of my personality and life more accurate than you ever would have gotten otherwise, altogether it has increased the legitimacy, power, and public-awareness of the Student Court and their recent decisions, it gave me a lot of material to write about on my 6 page legel-theories paper, and for (I hope!!) the first time, livejournal was formally discussed at Senate (I call this a Good Thing just because I can't get over how funny that is).

Sincerely,
   The Emosnail Editorial Staff


   We here at the Emosnail have also been encouraged to point all persons involved in ASUCD to THIS ENTRY, written by another individual I think you'll find you all know and cherish.

   IMPORTANT: please be aware that even without a livejournal account you can leave an "anonymous" comment to this entry, or any other entry of my livejournal, or most other people's livejournals. I would appreciate it if any ASUCD visitors would leave some kind of comment. Thanks, I love you all. But not in a way that violates my impartiality.

   And finally, you recall hearing read a comment by one "shid" who said "I suggest death." He has an official response for you:
   "Miss Henry, that quote refers to [my] inability to get laid, and has nothing to do with court proceedings. If any cute girls want to visit [me] at LMU in Los Angeles, see [Kris] after this trial."
   I must say, I never thought Sean's sex life would be discussed in ASUCD Senate.


TO THOSE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT:
   In case you haven't caught on yet: Kris Fricke was considered for the second consequetive time in about a week for removal from his position as Chairman of the ASUCD Court. The evidence brought against him entirely consisted of this livejournal, and comments others had made to it. I think the main lines of argument are evident in this entry already.

   This entry and others may refer to actual events experienced by one or more individuals in first person. This is entirely for stylistic reasons and does not imply any particular identity to belong to this journal. Incidentally you will find that nothing in this entry or any other constitutes a judicial impartiality on any matter that may face a court. Thank you.