The GASC Chair has Pierced Nipples

   So before the ASUCD Court hearing officially began today, plaintiff and current GASC Chair Angelina Malfitano was talking loudly about her new nipple peircings. I proceeded to declare "you know I'm going to mention that in my livejournal now." When the laughter died down I continued "hehe you think I'm kidding," to which she was like "do it!"
   Not a person in the room, not even the recorder whom I'd never seen before, seemed to not get the livejournal reference. Kinda creepy. Hi everyone. Shout out to the recorder, thanks for coming.

   There were some other moments of general hilarity in the room, such as Defendant's Council Chris Goren's motion to submit a playboy as evidence (wasn't during formal Hearing).


Yesterday
   I arrive at PHY137 (nuclear weapons) to find everyone preparing to turn a paper in. I know of no paper. Turns out the assignment was given last week, which I wasn't there for because I hadn't gotten back from the MUN conference yet. Paper is three pages, class is an hour and a half long, I decide to try to write it before the end of class and run down to the computer labs at Hutchinson.
   Power is out in Hutchinson, people are fleeing the basement with only emergency lighting to guide them. So I scamper to the computer lab in the basement of Olson. Closed because there's a class in it. Finally I proceed to the MU computer lab, arriving at 15:30 after half an hour of looking for a computer lab. Because everyone from the other computer labs is there it takes me half an hour to get a computer, so I end up having half an hour to write the paper. I magically get it written in that time and arrive back at class out in engineering land while the teacher is still talking to people after class. Such sauce.


   Now I have an official opinion to write. Hopefully you all (ASUCDers) will see it at Senate tomarrow.