30 in 30 III - 27 - Livejournal Madlibs!

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   Alright, its time for another round of the beloved LJ MADLIBS: Pretend You're Me! This time we're going to focus on that saucy time period known only as Mid-May 2003 ::cue thunder strike::


Person A - someone on your friends list you barely know
Mascot B - some interesting mascot type thing, like "blogger" "geoduck" "Fittz" etc
Mascot C - same as above
Mascot D - same sa above
Person E - someone on lj you're secretly in love with (but not so secret that you're not going to post the results of this!)
Person F - Person D's best friend (or someone on your friends-list you'd imagine could be, or something)
Action G - such as "scampering" "blogging" "prancing," etc

(note: some events or facts may have been fictively conflated for dramatic purposes)
   Friday (2003-05-16) You and Person A go to Mascot B Liquor and buy a keg of Mascot C Ale, one of MGM, and are persuaded into "Grandpa St. Rote's Honey Sweetened Crunk Sludge Elixir" for the third by the very persuasive proprietor.
   Friday Evening you go to a party across town with Person E and their friends. You meet Person E's friend Person F and are hitting it off pretty well. Person E then gets hit-on be a superlecherous guy in a blue hat.
   Saturday (2003-05-17) - You and Person A throw the most awesome party ever, with three kegs, five bands (including the critically acclaimed Action G Mascot D) and an estimated 200+ people. You trick everyone by placing the Mascot C Ale keg in the far corner, the MGD in the middle of the backyard, and the "Crunk Elixer" right in front of the door with a "Heineken" written on it. Your ex and your brother's future girlfriend both try to waylay you but you escape to hang out wth Person E.
   Next week you hang out with Person E and meet their boyfriend (yes, even if in your version Person E is male!)

May 2003 on Emosnail
   2003-05-08: Fashion Alert - Ties as belts and "spy watches" (with the bands that are thicker than the clockface) become popular among the ladies, making both quickly become overrated. But at least they weren't wearing belts at their upper torso back then, oh god.
   2003-05-09: Top Ten Reasons YOU Might Be Invited to my Birthday Party - and top three reasons why you might not.
   2003-05-10: Posessed Computer Mouse - Hung out at Zane's place with a bunch of people, local hardcore rockstar Donavon had recently given himself a mullet at a joke, and made his patented "donakazi" drinks, which somehow "have more alcohol than any of their component parts."
   2003-05-12: Episode III - Got a ride home from Jen Abreu. Then studied Russian with Dina Dobkin.
   2003-05-13: An Ode to Cheese Danishes - And I become the UCD MUN Deputy Lieutenant-General Special Assistant to the Undersecretary-General. Even better than the time I ran for the position of Vice Under-Secretrary Comptroller-General in MVHS MUN.
   2003-05-14: My 21st Birthday - Some scandalous drama surfaces in the bus, and I go out to dinner at Fuzios with Kristy, Garian, and I number of other friends.
   2003-05-16: This Weekend Pt I - Alcohol Raid - The proprietor of Aggie Liquor can be very persuasive. Co-celebrant Bill the Redhead & I purchase three kegs for my birthday party.. one of this "Brother's Ale" which I haven't heard of since, but I think it was pretty good.
   2003-05-18: This Weekend Pt II - East Davis Adventure - I meet infamous Russian Alexandra "Sashie" Chesnokova, saucy adventures are had. Kristy creates her lj account (basicallyasap)
   2003-05-19: This Weekend Pt III - Quotes About My Party -
   2003-05-20: This Weekend Pt IV - Bill & Kris' Excellent Birthday Event - The Official Report
   2003-05-22: This Weekend Pt V - Pictures! - Pictures from my birthday party.
   2003-05-25: Bree Week - badbree's birthday occasions several events throughout the week. Went to The Grad for the first time, with Kristy & her boyfriend Randy,
   2003-05-26: Berkeley Adventure - I travel down to Berkeley for my brother nibot's graduation. Spend several hours homeless there. Eventually get invited to a party by a friend from HS.
   2003-05-28: Fear & Loathing From Berkleyites - Tobin & his Latest Woman visit Davis, are shocked and astounded. Steal my car.
   2003-05-30: Fingers of Steel!! - I impress the ladies with my Fingers of Steel. By which I mean Courtbutt Gertler slams a door on my hand and I'm shocked to suffer only minimal damage.


Previously on Emosnail
   Three Years Ago Today: Background Information - on various things
   Two Years Ago Today: 30 in 30 I # 19 - Where Are They Now? - Since its traditional to do a Where Are They Now? Entry on the 27th. In this case its the Diedrichs Crew of the previous summer, about which you'll presently be hearing a lot in "three years ago today."
   Year Ago Today: 30 in 30 II # 27 - Comments / Entry

Comments

[emd.livejournal.com]

Person A - that one blogger from australia who comments sometimes
Mascot B - kitten
Mascot C - puppy
Mascot D - paperbacks
Person E - mike
Person F - otis
Action G - barfing

  Friday (2003-05-16) You and that one blogger from australia who comments sometimes go to kitten Liquor and buy a keg of puppy Ale, one of MGM, and are persuaded into "Grandpa St. Rote's Honey Sweetened Crunk Sludge Elixir" for the third by the very persuasive proprietor.
   Friday Evening you go to a party across town with paperbacks and their friends. You meet mike's friend otis and are hitting it off pretty well. mike then gets hit-on be a superlecherous guy in a blue hat.
   Saturday (2003-05-17) - You and that one blogger from australia who comments sometimes throw the most awesome party ever, with three kegs, five bands (including the critically acclaimed barfing paperbacks) and an estimated 200+ people. You trick everyone by placing the puppy Ale keg in the far corner, the MGD in the middle of the backyard, and the "Crunk Elixer" right in front of the door with a "Heineken" written on it. Your ex and your brother's future girlfriend both try to waylay you but you escape to hang out wth mike.
   Next week you hang out with mike and meet their boyfriend (yes, even if in your version Person E is male!)


did you see your shout-out on Chris's blog? omg commenting is so hard :-( seriously.

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

The circus thing? Yeah. He almost forgot me!

Noticed an error in my madlib, fixed it, it should be: ...party across town with Mike and their friends.

[emd.livejournal.com]

he forgot everyone when he forgot me. im defriending everyone, i cant stand it anymore.

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

haha omg suchsauce.

[emd.livejournal.com]

suchserious. :-(