General Mutiny 2008
Sep. 19th, 2007 06:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aggienaut Firstlyofall, it should be noted that it is Talk like a Pirate Day. Y'arr.
Yesterday at work during my deck-scrubbing shift we conducted more industrial espionage cunning dastardly tricks, and also Captain Davey bought $500 of lobster traps (not a pirate euphemism). Lobster season starts on the 29thieth and we plan to be out on the water at midnight eight bells! Altogether a typical day aboard our ship.
Anyway, I've been meaning to poll all ye filthy landlubbers as to regarding which coldblooded pirate overlord ya'll will be supporting during the next regularly scheduled mutiny:
[Poll #1057736]
More pictures from boating on Saturday
Also I would like to announce that I have decided to go ahead with the naming of names of shadiest people I've known in ASUCD. This list of people with high scores in shadiness is scheduled to be posted an hour before the first ASUCD senate meeting of the year (for maximum lulz!) ... if only I could find where the date of the first meeting is posted!
Thereafter, by popular demand, I am thinking about on a weekly basis (also an hour before every senate meeting?) recounting my many ASUCD adventures. Many people have asked me fore tales of ASUCD's sordid past -- a time when people like President "The Reverend Tequila" Bledsoe and Lee "No one is suprised he is now a car salesman" Weissman pillaged the high seas of ASUCD politics. And now I can belligerently holler about what I really thought was going on when I was the Dreadpirate Chief Justice.
And speaking of justice, you may recall that a scoundrel by the name of Jose Duran drunkenly collided his vessel into my illustrious ship the Four Geckos, causing it to sink. I was summoned to testify against him in June but the lad jumped ship and escaped. Anyway, he was recently found locked up in the brig of another ship (in jail in another county) and brought to justice regarding my matter -- he pled guilty. He will no doubt now be made to walk the plank.
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Date: 2007-09-19 02:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-20 01:10 am (UTC)a/ she's a woman
b/ she's related to Bill
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Date: 2007-09-20 01:14 am (UTC)You're trying to accuse me of being ignorant, but by implying that the only things people find wrong with Hillary are that she is a woman or that she's related to Bill, you sound ignorant.
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Date: 2007-09-19 11:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-20 05:11 am (UTC)Mainly because he bankrupted a city for the right reasons and his wife is hawt.
Richardson? Huckabee? Kucinich and come on Gravel
Date: 2007-09-20 09:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-23 01:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-23 01:06 am (UTC)