Vehicle Maintenance Report

[aggienaut]

WARNING PROFANITY AHEAD


Today I created a "Vehicle Maintenance Report" form for our technicians. It reads:

Technician:________________________________
Truck Plate #______________________________
Date:______________________________________
Needs to be done:
__Immediately
__Soon
__Whenever
__I'm just bitching

Problem: My _______________________________
is fucking ________________________________
___________________________________________
___________________________________________
___________________________________________
___________________________________________

This was approved by the boss and distributed to all the trucks :-D


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In other unrelated news: One of the yahoo headlines today is "Clinton has 'no doubt' Obama will be elected" -- aside from the fact that she also had 'no doubt' SHE would be elected, how is the biased opinion of a biased person NEWS? HEADLINE new?! Why is the news media so dumb?! Shall we run a headline: "Bush has 'no doubt' McCain will be elected" as well? "Bush has 'no doubt' he will be remembered fondly?" perhaps?

Comments

[oxfordpeas.livejournal.com]

Hhahah. Most excellent post!

Ha! Wonderful!

[giographix.livejournal.com]

I offer you much applause on your vehicle maintenance report.

[oxfordpeas.livejournal.com]

http://www.wondersnail.com/ !

[furzicle.livejournal.com]

i could use a similar form for incidents at school.

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

But it would have to say "I'm just kvetching"

[hereticxxii.livejournal.com]

brilliant!

Zombies!

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Oh dammit why aren't you online? I need to interview you about zombies!!

[emo-snal.livejournal.com]

Seriously though, the zombie entry is going up tomorrow morning. Since you gave me the idea I wanted to quote you in it somewhere.

If you could answer the following questions hopefully it'll give me something I can work in:

(1) What would you do if you suddenly realized your significant other was a soulless monster?

(2) How will you stay alive after the zombie apocalypse?

(3) I don't know just ramble to me about life after the zombie apocalypse so that I'll be likely to find something useful when I go to post this entry in six hours!