Psha on the UCDPD

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   Psha on Officer Chang. He is not going to do anything with the case. "Its just a fight."
   I'll show YOU "just a fight" Officer Chang.

   This is now an investigation of The Committee For Punk Rock Vigilante Justice. Or Something. Now pay attention kids, here's what we have so far:
3 white guys, 1 black guy, 1 girl
Girl is named Jamie, two of the guys may be named Peter and Nate
They is friends with a guy named Lucas who works at the North Davis Jamba Juice
They had a white mustang
They yelled "East Side!!!" as they were running away (How freakin lame is that???)


   Nick says someone just dropped by my chain with my keys on it (the keys he had before turned out not to be mine) so I'll finally get that back soon. What I DON'T have though or any knowledge of is my metal balls/choker whatever the hell you call it thing that I ALWAYS wear... that thing is like... part of me. ::weeps:: A friend gave that to me like... five years ago. )=


current music: Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next

Comments

suggestions for the committee of punk rock vigilante justice

[your-evenstar.livejournal.com]

hmhmhm...I wish I was up there so I can join in all the mayhem that is about to ensue. However...it would be most unwise to fight back violently, as hicks run in large packs (like hyenas!), often bearing their hick daddie's guns. You say you know what their car looks like, hmm? Well, there are plenty of ways to fuck someone over without causing them bodily harm, and the perfect thing would be to fuck up their car...keying it, letting the air out of their tires, maybe a bit of defacating on the seats--be creative. But just to be safe, get their license plate number so you don't fuck up the wrong white mustang.