Random adventures

[aggienaut]

YESTERDAY
   Yesterday I hung out with everyone's favorite In-N-Out employee, Christy. We ran amuck and caused serious mayham.

Mission 1: Taco Loco - I discovered she'd never been to Taco Loco so I was of course obligated to right this travesty ASAP.
   We decided to park in the secret spot behind ralphs. But being inordinately paranoid these days about parking violations, I was a bit more concerned than usual about the numerous "NO PARKING - violaters will be towed" signs all over the place. So I parked right in front of one so it couldn be seen and we removed a second one from the wall. Then we realized the other wall had like five of em so we gave up on that. But the one we stole is currently hidden under the rug in the eurovan. Furthermore Laguna Beach was absolutely swarming with tow trucks (and limos, everyone and their mother apparently was getting married that night), and we were way paranoid.
   Neither of us was hungry it turns out, but Christy bought a taco, and named it Buchadalores. Good times.

Mission 2: Del Taco - when I stopped by the Del Taco near Wild Rivers the other day after work we noticed these cool light things out front that we wanted to steal. Christy and I decided it sounded like an excellent adventure and set forth for Del Taco once we fled Laguna Beach, dubious thorp that it is.
   Arriving there we were a bit put off by two persons sitting in the front seats of a white vw vanagon in the lot nearby. god knows what they were doing. So we decided to wait for them to leave, but then an employee came out and got in his car... and proceeded not to leave for like 15 minutes. Finally he left and we attempted to steal the lights, but alas they were securely bolted in. So we retreated back to the krismobile... whereupon the white van FINALLY made to leave! So of course we followed it a bit...


   Also I saw Bruce Almighty the other day... I thought it was kinda bogus.


   I'm finally on friendster people.. knock joselves out

Comments

sniper alert

[badbree.livejournal.com]

First thing...where are you right now?? In Davis still, or back at home..which would be?? Hmm..seems to me kris that I dont know a lot about you. Seems you must give me your life story....ASAP! well not the whole thing but just update me as to where you are from and all the other goodies (blood type, ss #, fav. underwear, etc.) Second thing, very excited to here that you stole a road sign. You see there is a lot of construction going on near where I live, cuz they are tearing out orchards and building houses. Well, I was driving yesterday and saw they have a stop sign just propped up against this big Company sign. It would be quite an easy task to just drive by some night, jump out, grab and throw into the back of my truck. However, I have this fear there is like some alarm tied to it or snipers will shoot from the tree tops. So I need some encouragement...ASAP (last time promise).
Lastly, there were some bogus parts of Bruce almighty, however the part where he is in the news room with that anchor is fabulous. i was gonna pee the pants. Ok man have a good day, lata.

Re: sniper alert

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

I'm hella down in Orange County yo. You obviously don't read my massssive lj entries as often as you should (= Anyway.. my blood type: I don't know I fear blood. My favorite undies: definitely the ones with snails all over them!

And definitely steal the sign. Dooo it. maybe even get sloshed first if it helps. (= My sign is still under the rug in the car... I don't think my mother would approve of it. d= But steal it steal it..... I'll be cheerin for you.

So where are you? I demand more lj updates on your wild summer adventures! How are the tan nips doin? (=