My Forthcoming Arranged Marriage

[aggienaut]

(5:46:50 PM) comocazyjew: oh you have to pretend to be someones husband in egypt.
(5:47:24 PM) comocazyjew: atleast on the busses and what nots.
(5:48:03 PM) snail of DEATH: what? I thought only the girls had to pretend to be married
(5:48:11 PM) snail of DEATH: who am I gonna pretend to be married to??
(5:48:45 PM) comocazyjew: well she will be pretend married to you. Tanga, a cute big boob black chick.
(5:49:01 PM) snail of DEATH: hmm pix asap
(5:50:52 PM) comocazyjew: hmm dont have any now but will get you some.
(5:52:10 PM) snail of DEATH: dammit I want to know if my wife is hot!
(5:52:13 PM) snail of DEATH: who's mark married to?
(5:52:26 PM) comocazyjew: no wone he is a Free man
(5:52:31 PM) comocazyjew: no one. dammit!
(5:52:51 PM) snail of DEATH: silly
(5:53:06 PM) snail of DEATH: you promise she's cute?
(5:55:13 PM) comocazyjew: yeah. she not ugly. and she a school teacher. has to count for soemthing.
(5:56:23 PM) snail of DEATH: hmmmm "not ugly" is not the same as cute!! ):<
(5:56:43 PM) comocazyjew: haha she is cute. let it go.
(5:56:50 PM) snail of DEATH: haha
(5:56:57 PM) snail of DEATH: (:
(5:57:52 PM) comocazyjew: her mother was pissed becouse she thought that her daughter was to be married to a bee keeper. "Dammit you can do better than a Bee Keeper!' said in a black southern sort of way.
(5:58:26 PM) snail of DEATH: O:!!
(5:58:29 PM) snail of DEATH: harumph!
(5:58:33 PM) snail of DEATH: clearly we are off to a rocky start
(5:58:33 PM) comocazyjew: haha
(5:58:34 PM) snail of DEATH: :D
(5:59:09 PM) comocazyjew: just the way you like it. No fun with out no Drama

Comments

[guabili.livejournal.com]

They won't have any problems with an interracial marriage? Better than no marriage at all? Don't forget to get a ring. Congrats!

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[http://users.livejournal.com/amalie_/]

Aviv lies! We have plenty of pictures of Tanja! You can find pics of her over at my Picasa but here is a picture of her on our trip to Houston and here she is again and here's another picture and here she is at the engagement party for Aviv and I and here she is at the vampire ball meeting one of her favorite authors and here I am lacing up her corset at said vampire ball. here is a picture from college and I don't know if the link is going to work, but here is a pic a photographer friend of ours took of her and because it's an awesome pic, here she is with liberty spikes one Halloween:



She's really cool and one of my best friends!

[emo-snal.livejournal.com]

Whoa those liberty spikes are pretty epic!!! What did you guys use?

[http://users.livejournal.com/amalie_/]

Rav4 Hairspray. That stuff will take paint off walls.

And her mother was upset about her being married off to a beekeeper because for years she's been trying unsuccessfully to marry Tanja off to a local funeral home director.

[emo-snal.livejournal.com]

What! Oh come on, beekeeping is MUCH more glamourous than funeral home directing! PSH!

[furzicle.livejournal.com]

Amalie,

I have added you as a friend. I told Kris that in return for sharing my dysfunctional Jewish school gossip with you, I will read your whacky Jewish Mother in Law stories, should you care to share them. And I promise I will not be a strung out Mother-in-Law (Jewish or otherwise) for Kris in this new found marriage. Actually, she looks very cool. Those Liberty spikes are indeed epic. They could come in useful, you know,in keeping away unwanted suitors.

[angelic-mystic.livejournal.com]

Why do men have to pretend to be married in Egypt?

[emo-snal.livejournal.com]

Apparently young women do. Hence I'm standing in as our friend's husband, while Mark doesn't need to because we have no other women in need of fake husbands

[http://users.livejournal.com/amalie_/]

Yes, in some areas it is frown on for an unmarried woman to be traveling with unmarried men so it is better that Tanja have a fake husband for her safety.

[angelic-mystic.livejournal.com]

Ok. I misread... I was half asleep.