Another Exciting Friday Night

[aggienaut]

   I spent mass time driving around and finally found Ace hardware, whereupon I spent $1.29 on a new Thingy to hold my chains to my belt.

   My god the roads are swarming with "Hummer H2"s. And man.. these things are freakin the biggest (and most hideious) joke since the PT Cruiser. Like.. the "original" hummer is entirely utilitarian and thats what the big deal is, and besides that it has this for awesome predatory hyena kinda look to it right? The new one for all practical purposes is just a giant SUV, that probably is worse at SUVing than a real SUV, and LOOKS like some horrible cross between a rhinoceros and a school bus.

   There were 53 people at Diedrichs tonight, not including our group. Most of them were these teenie-bopper types who we're pretty sure were also jesus-freaks.

   Mike the Horrible Human was pushing the limits of getting in a fight with me pretty close today. I was thinking about it and even though he is bigger than me, he is a COMPLETE alcoholic and I'm SURE he doesn't work out.. whereas I'm actually in pretty good shape right now... just gotta keep an eye out for his switchblade.....

Comments

stretch rhino

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

No no - no horns. Picture a rhino, without horns, the ugliest rhino you can picture, and eliminate that hump so he has a box-like torso, then stretch the whole torso out so its disproportionately long and even less aesthetic... yea.

Also what were right angles on the original humvee they turned to sissy rounded edges and painted em all ridiculous yellows and reds, black at best, and gave them a plasticy appearance.

Re: stretch rhino

[roxymartini.livejournal.com]

hm. sounds like just the sort of abomination that jackson would adore. translation: i agree with you ... EWWWWIE.

Re: stretch rhino

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

yea we're prolly not educated enough to appreciate the beauty of the H2s. Its actually an ingenius and subtle tongue-in-cheek joke about modern america's fascination with SUVs.

Re: stretch rhino

[roxymartini.livejournal.com]

i love you, kris.

Re: stretch rhino

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

=D