Highlights From the Previous Several Days

[aggienaut]

   I wish I had money. Seriously. In my bank account I have exactly $00.01!! I ought to frame my bank statement.. It cost them more to print out that paper than I am worth. Oh and I have a paycheck sitting here.. for a whopping $30.87.
   Next Friday I should get a massive paycheck though.. since I've been working every single day.

   Today I had a day off for the first time in two weeks. Someone offered me their shift today but I was feeling the need for a day of laziness.

   This morning I woke up with the soviet anthem in my head.. weird. Then I went to work for our "olympifest" competition.. then this afternoon I slept for several hours and had the most cracked out dream. I swear. I was in Ireland.. and then it got kinda religious... I visited a neat shrine thing and someone started trying to get me to read the bible... I dunno but a little bit later I'm like fighting satan and I can't wake up.. like I guess it was just part of the dream that I couldn't wake up but I remember being like "shit I can't wake up" and I seriously thought I was fighting with satan. WTF? I was kicking his ass though so uhh... yay?


   Yesterday I saw Bullets N Octane and Nural at Chain Reaction.. Ran into Fish there and Camille, and met her friend teeny_taryn.
   Yesterday I got off work early and Hannah actually convinced me to play in the park for a bit.. so I went down some rides and you know it was actually pretty fun.. it being hellof hot out and all... another perk of working there that I often forget about / take for granted, even though its the most obvious thing: how many people can randomly go down hella water slides because they got too hot at work?

   I'd post the updated number of rescues I've made this weekend, but I don't remember offhand, I need to get my visor since it has the tallies on it.. and its in the car.. me=lazy.
   Okay so we have a new contender for ultimate dumbest guest. This fat ten yr old comes down Sweitzer and starts having serious trouble swimming. Thing is, he's got his sandals in his hands. Stupid people have been pissing me off already so I'm just like "let go of the sandals!! LET GO of the sandals!!" but he doesn't... barely manages to get next to the ladder but... can't climb out because he has sandals in his hand.. and his head starts to disappear below the water so I just reach down grab his arm and pull him out. I am like "next time.. let go of tha sandals!!" and he's like "they were strapped to my hands ::whine::." Freakin, are you TRYING to kill yourself??? We don't allow people down the slide with sandals on their feet because that makes it hard to swim... so you hold them in your hands??? I really hope this kid goes on to get a Darwin Award.

   Sorry for posting in chronological reverse order, I know some of my friends are obsessive compulsive such that they need to read things in the correct order.. ::shurg::

Comments

Re: YOU SAW BULLETS N OCTANE WITHOUT ME?!

[your-evenstar.livejournal.com]

busy...sleeping, and hanging out with Mike, who's not being such an ass anymore. What's up with that?

Re: YOU SAW BULLETS N OCTANE WITHOUT ME?!

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Mike tHH?? Admittedly he had been slightly less unpleasant recently... mainly he was avoiding interacting with me because I think it really did become apparent I was close to fighting him... but yesterday he was acting like a complete ass again.

Re: YOU SAW BULLETS N OCTANE WITHOUT ME?!

[your-evenstar.livejournal.com]

NONONONO



NOT THAT MIKE!


MIKE THE GUY @ MY WORK I AM CURRENTLY/SORT OF SEEING.


BUT NOT MIKE THE HORRIBLE HUMAN!






NEVER!

Re: YOU SAW BULLETS N OCTANE WITHOUT ME?!

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

wait you are STILL "currently/sort of seeing" that mike from work??

Re: YOU SAW BULLETS N OCTANE WITHOUT ME?!

[your-evenstar.livejournal.com]

yes. he has strangly enough gotten better...let's hope it's for awhile.