Drills

May. 7th, 2010 01:01 am
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   "So when do you want me to make the turn?"
   "Oh whenever"
   I'm incredibly confused about the captain's apparent ambivalence toward navigation and then I see him casually toss a lifejacket off the back of the boat. This can only mean one thing.

   "MAN OVERBOARD!!!!!!" myself and one or two other people yell simulteniously. It's a drill of course, but the assumption I suppose is that everyone hearing us will gather that from the tone we yell it in, kind of a loud "here we go again" tone.

   I pull the throttle levers down to zero and push the gear levers into neutral and wait for the captain to take the con. Elsewhere people are swarming on to deck and tossing liferings into the water. People are already setting up the jacob's ladder over the starboard side, and hands not involved in that are pointing at the lifejacket with one hand, with their other hand raised in the air (so the "pointers" can be readily identified themselves).

   The captain takes the con and instructs us to pretend to douse the mainsail (which isn't up), so I run to the lifts (lines that raise the boom). The imaginary sail is shortly under control and I become a pointer myself. Additionally it is my duty to make sure everyone is accounted for. I count 13 people, ... everyone is accounted for despite there being a man overboard. The captain has the boat turned around and coming up beside the lifejacket shortly.

   Pony, wearing a lifejacket and attached to a lanyard is on the bottom of the jacob's latter leaning out to grab the "victim." He makes the catch and they attach a line hanging from above to the victim and haul him aboard.

   "Man-overboard's aboard!"
   "Swimmer's aboard!"

   Someone's man-overboard duty is to bring the first aid kit and someone's is to bring blankets so these were ready when the lifejacket, which we were informed was suffering from hypothermia, was brought on deck.

   Drill complete. Or is it?

   "THEY JUST BIT NOAH!!!!" someone yells. Everyone runs.
   Noah proceeds to stumble around groaning. Liz is trapped and gets pretend mauled by Noah. They both start stumbling up to the quarterdeck where Jimmy and Fingers are.

   "Where's the machete where's the machete????" Jimmy frantically pulls things out of a deckbox as the zombies approach. Out of time he pulls out a blowtorch and starts pretending to torch the zombies' faces.
   This as you can imagine is only negligibly effective against zombies and they continued to back Jimmy and Fingers into the corner. Then Pony arrived with the boathook (a hook on a very long poll, it also has a dull spike on the end) and pretends to go to town on the zombies with it. The zombies fall down unlifeless.


Unrelated Picture of the Day


The Rogue and Lady Washington in Port Ludlow
The Rogue was a boat unaffiliated with us that joined our battle sails there. It had four tiny homemade cannons.

Date: 2010-05-07 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brangwaine.livejournal.com
You can never have too many anti-zombie drills.

The crew simply MUST be prepared for all eventualities!

Date: 2010-05-08 01:09 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-05-07 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jfargo.livejournal.com
Awesome. Simply awesome.

Date: 2010-05-07 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jfargo.livejournal.com
Thinking about it I would say a better time to practice a zombie drill would be when you're also practicing saving shipwreck survivors. That's when it's more likely to happen. *nods sagely*

I know things. I've read books.

Date: 2010-05-08 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com
Yeah I'm not sure how our man overboard got infected but it's gotta start somewhere..

Date: 2010-05-07 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dorei.livejournal.com
this made my day.

Date: 2010-05-07 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notbatman.livejournal.com
I wish we had zombie drills where I work...

Date: 2010-05-07 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jfargo.livejournal.com
I think they're a vital tool that needs to be used in any workplace, much like fire drills.

Date: 2010-05-08 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com
Quite so!

Date: 2010-05-07 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] risingtofall.livejournal.com
hahaha that is an awesome drill.

Date: 2010-05-07 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blythe025.livejournal.com
Hahaha!
I love how the drill turns into a zombie uprising game. I imagine the drills would get very old after a while (hence the rolling of eyes). Still, that's a great way to liven things up a bit. :D

Date: 2010-05-08 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com
Not a game, a drill! It's serious business! :D

Date: 2010-05-07 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] popfiend.livejournal.com
And I laugh.

Thank you.

Date: 2010-05-08 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elvenforever.livejournal.com
Ooooohhh, beautiful picture!

And I love that everybody got chased by zombies in the end. ;)

Date: 2010-05-09 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] technophobe1975.livejournal.com
It is good to know you are fully prepared for the inevitable uprising of the undead. Everyone should have a plan!

Date: 2010-05-10 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fsk8ing-judge.livejournal.com
OMG, I loved this entry. If I still worked at the bank, I'd call an anti-zombie drill just to see my co-workers' expressions.

Date: 2010-05-10 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emo-snal.livejournal.com
It's important to be prepared!! I bet the best part about a zombie drill in a bank would actually be the customers' expressions. :D

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