aggienaut | I Saved Four People's Lives Today

   Yesterday was the employee party to end the two weeks of "olympifest" events at wild rivers... half a dozen or so competition events involving different rides at the park. I was on one of two and a half predominately deepguard teams.. I think we may have won.. I'm not sure. I never hung out with my team. I don't go to their parties... I don't play their reindeer games.
   Anyway, the final event is usually this lip sync competition, which usually involves mass cross dressing. This time however there wasn't any crossdressing, just lots of guys dressed reeeallly gay. ...leather pants ::shudder::. The best act though, the best act I've ever seen in my many years of such things, was when TWO people in the mascot otter suit came out, which was kinda crazy in itself cause I've never seen more than one at the same time before... and they of course rocked out and did all kinds of crazy stuff... and then one stripped. yea. And I learned that its not just otter legs and otter arms and an otter head; that thing has a complete otter torso. And it was wearing giant otter undies. Yea. it was craziness.

   There are no less than three Kelseys (Kelsies?) at work. Whats up with that?

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