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Another day down in the bee mines. Nothing too noteworthy to report today, except I worked my butt off and no one hassled me about a thing. It's great having a boss who just has faith that I'll do the right thing. And it's been a whole week without The Greg.

This evening the alcoholic housemate, Sam, was chatting with his fiancee via his ipad (she's back in India) and then he turns to me and says "Kris! Penis!"
"uh, what??"
"penis?"
"Um, you've decided you're gay?"
"No, not penis, penis!"
"Uh?"
"What is it"
"uhhhh"
And somehow, I forget exactly, but he managed to convey that he was trying to ask about PeaNUTs. So I googled a picture of peanuts and then he brought his ipad over so his fiancee could see it. I thought it was kind of amusing that we were making two computers look at eachother.

Date: 2012-11-30 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexpgp.livejournal.com
The story is told, back when Charles de Gaulle was leaving behind the presidency of France, of a farewell dinner, during which one of the guests turned to Mrs. de Gaulle and asked her what she was looking forward to, now that her husband was retiring from politics.

"A penis," said Mrs. de Gaulle with a smile on her face.

After a few moments of strained silence, Charles de Gaulle is reported to have said, "My dear, I believe the proper pronunciation is 'appiness."

Cheers...

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