aggienaut | Kris' Livejournal Will Go On!

   Lacking computer, my journaling has moved to pen and paper. The following is the transcript of what I have written from the other day.

Thursday, September 11th - 1152 hours - I finished C.D. Payne's Revolting Youth yesterday. It took me one day, three sittings (hey I gotta eat!). And speaking of eating, I had mum's delicious rendering of pork fusilli for all three meals yesterday; mmmm soo good.
   This morning mother unearthed a thick black mint-condition book; DESPITE EVERYTHING: A Cometbus Omnibus. Its a compendium of the first 43 issues of the Cometbus zine. I've previously only been able to get my hands on issues 46 & 47, so I'm rather stoked about this. Guess what I'll be doing all day?
   1225 hours - Anna (LeLoup) just called. "Mike asked me what we were doing today, and I said 'umm actually Kris called me the other day and wanted to hang out' and then he looked at me like his life was over. Then I called you and he walked away." What can I say, people named Mike don't seem to like me.
   2050 hours - "Its not that I hate him, I just don't want to talk about him" -Further Mike explanation regarding me. Anna and I saw American Wedding - I definitely think it was a sequal too many. Anna's parents hate me as well I believe. At least Im good friends with a lot of her friends. Her dad met me once actually but I was introduced as the cousin of her friend Amy, so they have no idea I am that same person they once met.
   Returning from hanging out with Anna, I stopped by Diedrichs to get money from the ATM at the bank next door. During the very short time I was there, Becka offered me a sandwich she had made and I absconded with THHS's (Tom the Horrible Human's Stooge) abandoned coffee. While eating this spontanious meal, I was subjected to the ridiculously wanna-be-intellectual conversation behind me between BtGP (Brandon the Gay Poser) an dsome washed up 40 yr old lady. BtGP was reading questions from some book of questions. BtGP - "If you could sleep with [both of] any celebrity couple, who would it be?" Someone completely different - "Johnny Depp and Winona Rider" BtGP - "mmm... Winona Rider." Yea I thought you were supposed to be gay, focker.
   BtGP - "If you could pass one environmental law what would it be?" The Lady - "or everyone to love others as they love themselves." At this point I think Chris Hubert asked if I was feeling okay because the idiocy behind me had given me a massive grimace. Also: BtGP - "If you could grow the perfect specimen of any garden flower, which would it be?"... BtGP - "Get this: it would be a rose, right, but in the center of the flower would be a venus fly trap, AND the sap would cure aids!" The Lady - "and if you ate it you'd get totally high!!" God I hate lame people.