aggienaut | mmm free apples

   So today I was up on the third floor, MU, doing supreme court shiznaz when the fire alarms went off.. so I just had time to complete by business there before we all evacuated. I then went around and re-entered the building in the Coffee House section, where everyone was prodigiously ignoring the blaring alarms; walking around, eating food, even all the CoHo employees were going about their business as usual. I was on a mission to find snapple, but the CoHo apparently didn't have any. So I headed over to the student store on the other side of the MU in hopes maybe they had snapple. unfortunately however, the doors were closed and locked to that store, and several firefighters were trying to bust it open. So much for snapple.
   I ran into Kristy's roommate Terra shortly thereafter however who alerted me to the presence of free apples at a booth in the quad, which satisfied my thirst.
   Also a number of manhole covers on campus are overflowing with reeking fluid. I think the campus is about to self destruct or something. But hey free apples will certianly make ME content and unperturbed as civilization crumbles around me.

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