Officer Chang is Weak Sauce

[aggienaut]

   So remember last year when I got jumped by four white trash wanna be gangstas? Well if not here's the relevant entry.
   UCDPD Officer Calvin Chang was assigned the case, and declared it was "just a fight", refusing to do anything about it.
   Its my opinion that four people randomly jumping someone and leaving them unconscious and with over $6,000 in medical bills is more than "just a fight."

   Today I decide to pop into the ASUCD Senate meeting because well it sounded like a larf. Who do I find in there trying to convince the Senate that he was unfairly dismissed by the Administration and we should all be outraged? None other than Officer Calvin Chang. Personally, I am inclined to doubt his value as a police officer.. Davis isn't a town where I believe it is responsible for the police to take such a casual stance on random acts of violence.
   If the case had been a noise violation however you know the city would have been all over it.


   In other news related to things the UCDPD loves, while I was sitting on the grass in the quad yesterday someone else yelled "get off your bike!!!" to this Kevin fellow (a supervisor at the CoHo) who is riding is bike in front of the MU. You see, a UCDPD officer was waiting about 100 ft further on to give tickets to those foolish enough to bike in front of the MU ($70 I believe). Kevin however continued on foot in a forward manner and didn't decide to turn away from the cop until he was about ten feet from the officer. There proceeded a ultra slow speed chase as the cop walked after him, and then of course, Kevin recieved his ticket. It must be particularly humiliating to recieve a ticket from someone in spandex.

   Basically I spent all afternoon yesterday sitting on the grass on the quad. There was this guy out there that looked hella bro-core, and ultra sleezy (as one of my friends described him: "he looks like an extra from a bad porn movie"), that was talking to every girl who was sitting by herself. No guys, no girls with guys, no girls with other girls.. just girls by themselves. He'd talk to one for five minutes or so, and then set off in search for another, circling around looking predatory. He sat next to his victims with body language that implied he liked them, or at the very least would be disconcerting or threatening I think, leaning toward them and generally impinging upon their personal space... I'm pretty sure he was selling magazine subscriptions or something.. but just the whole thing seemed so wrong.

   Also I accidentally coded THIS entry from the 17th as private when it should have been friends-only. So like.. check it out.

Comments

[littlenick.livejournal.com]

death to officer chang.

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

::shakes fist:: I wish I had heckled him at least a little last night.. Raised my hand while the senators were asking him questions and been like "I know this is somewhat unrelated to our current conversation, but I was just wondering, if a UCD student was attacked by four local ruffians and left unconscious to be taken away in an ambulance and administered $6,000 in medical attention, would YOU dismiss that as 'just a fight?' and refuse to put any effort into tracking down the suspects?" ...I wonder if he would have recognized the case. /=

sauce?

[ambiguouscase.livejournal.com]

"It must be particularly humiliating to recieve a ticket from someone in spandex."

It is quite humiliating when he is wearing a helmet and boots from "Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back" and it is even worse when the spandex is tight around the thighs and unmentionables.


sauce? is this another NorCal word like "hella"?

Re: sauce?

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Haha its true, in addition to ridiculous blue and black spandex, UCDPD bike officers wear bike helmets of course; and not to knock the inherent safety of wearing a bike helmet, it also contributes to the very silly appearance of bike officers.

"weak sauce" is a phrase apparently endemic to certain areas in norcal. I have since pioneered such tangent phrases as "strong sauce" and the exclamation "such sauce!" Additionally it lends knew meaning to the word "saucy."

[genuinesarcasm.livejournal.com]

hahaha... i don't know how much gumshoe work you expected from a UCDPD officer... i mean you basically summed up their role right there... well that and responding to RA calls... that is about it...

p.s. - good to get a bit of the ASUCD updates... i love hearing it from someone to loathes it as much as i... well, back to my life as a Russki... take care

Psha on Officer Chang

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

We had names and places of employment for more than one of the suspects, I really don't think it would have taken the FBI. d=

Re: Psha on Officer Chang

[genuinesarcasm.livejournal.com]

Hey.. well.. currently I am in Warsaw, Poland.. till tues.. then I am in Krakow, Poland... then I am off to Berlin for about a week.. then back in Moscow for a month.. then on Dec 6th, I take off for Estonia and Finland... then I am probably going to Denmark... then I will be in UK and Ireland for about ten days.. then I am home on Dec 23rd... x-mas, drinking on new years.. and getting on a plane on Jan 2nd or 3rd for DC... wheew... so ya.. I am in Poland.. more specifically Warsaw..

Re: Psha on Officer Chang

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

and why aren't you writing all about these exciting adventures in livejournal? (= I'm sure they'd make for very interesting reading.

[badbree.livejournal.com]

Kris...I'll take care if this. He won't even know what hit him. Let's get three other people and gang up on him and start "just a fight". He is sooo weak sauce! I didn't realize that your med bills were that high, that is awful, i'm notgonnalie.

such sauce

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

strong sauce plan strong sauce plan, notgonnalie.

med bills were hella high. I think the total was $5,221. Also see this entry on the entirely unnecessary costs they got me with because they're hellof lame. Such sauce